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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
8/19/2015 7:29:34 PM
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Delete your girlfriend, or delete Destiny?
So you're faced with the decision of dismantling everything in Destiny, and deleting the game, or dismantling your girlfriend.
Firstly, [b][i]this isn't just breaking up with her.[/i][/b] You are erasing her from time and space.
[b][i][u]How it works. [/u][/i][/b]
You call your girlfriend into the living room, next to your respective console. There will be candles lit in a circle, with energy drink cans between each candle.
Obviously she'll be confused. You tell her [b][i]"I'm sorry, but a side must always be taken...[/i][/b]
Its likely that she'll still be confused, but that matters little; as [b][i]she's getting deleted. [/i][/b]
You then [b][i][u]hold X or Square[/u][/i][/b] on your controller. A progress bar will show between you two, illustrating the inevitable fate she will soon befall.
Her confused shrieking turns to empty silence, as she dismantles into various girlfriend upgrade materials. (Used to upgrade your next girlfriend.)
If you're sad, fear not, [b][i]as you were going to do this next month anyway,[/i][/b] when a newer, stronger girlfriend was available.
I do love my girlfriend...
[spoiler]but she's always using a nagswitch anyway. [/spoiler]
[b][i]EDIT:[/i][/b] [i]Many people took this post very, very seriously. Haha. [/i]
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22 Replies> be crota > hiding deep inside the moon > hide n seek champ 2014 > arch nemesis Bungie releases Dark Below DLC > ohf**k.jpg > guardians can now skydive into my realm of glitches and cheeses > no worries tho > be supreme overload of thrall every where > no 1 ken stahp me with unlimited thrall > watching from my throne room > guardians cheesing like no other > been beefing up security for no raisin > alluakbar lamps I installed only propel guardians through my maze faster > guardians get through abyss no problem > oh nooooo > the bridge will stap them > send out swordbearer to smash guardians for real now > he's met by 6 gjallarhorn rockets > oh nooooo > guardians use his sword to fly across the bridge > wtf bro ur not even gonna active the sync plate? > IT'S FINE IT'S FINE > send out shrek and Fiona > wait wut?? > 4 guardians standing on top of the map with ice breakers > shrek and Fiona are destroyed immediately > guardians blow up my shreekers like nothing >one last resort > my main hoe Death Singer >guardians destroy my side hoe wizards > oh noooooo > oh sh*t the walls around my crystal are gone > my girl gone dieee > tell death singer to sing that new hit single by Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez to decimate the guardians > death singer is engulfed in gjallarhorn rockets >whatever I guess > they'll never figure out how to summon me by standing on the crystal > 5 seconds later > all 6 guardians standing on the crystal > I'm summoned wtffff > Take my physical form but accidently drop my chalice of light > sh*t I can't walk down stairs I can't get my chalice :( > send out my swordbearer again > hear the sound of 6 heavy synths being popped in the distance > swordbearer is promoptly met by 6 more gjallarhorn rockets > ohhhh noooooo > what's happening??? > they fire at me now > I'm covered in Wolfpack rounds > good bye cruel Moon > I go down to my knee in pain. > invisible hunter snuck up on me and is now smashing me like I turned his purple engram into a blue fusion rifle. > I'm withering, my health is... gone [spoiler]>and as that valiant hunter lays the last hit to end my life[/spoiler] [spoiler]>I lose my grasp on my six most valuable possessions[/spoiler] [spoiler]>crota has dropped (6) no land beyonds[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGirlfriend's fall isn't over… because it hasn't happened yet… and it will happen again.
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Delete destiny easily. It's just a game
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Bye Felicia... #destinyforlife #oratleastninemoreyears
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Only death can pay for life guardian, however another wise man once told that "it's cheaper to keep her" Your call
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1 ReplyGirlfriends get worse with age while Destiny just gets better and better.
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Girl friend cuz I don't have one
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Many Guardians are telling me this: "I would delete my GF, if I had one"
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Why not both?
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Tell her to have a threesome Problem solved [spoiler]dont wrry folks im here all day[/spoiler]
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No way I'm giving my girl for a game
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Delete Destiny, as of right now it's kinda garbage, and it's up to taken king to make it better or worse.
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2 RepliesYou can't do the naughty with destiny Well I guess you can but it's not as nice
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Delete gf. Plenty of fish in the sea.
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Girlfriend already deleted
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Depends on the girl. I can always earn stuff back.
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2 RepliesWhich exotic is the "Girlfriend"
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That was the most retarded question one person could ask.
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2 RepliesHow do you delete a human being without killing them and throwing them into the sun?
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1 ReplyDestiny for sure, when I spend 100$ on my girlfriend she's great full and we have a great time, destiny on the other hand asks for more money and defecates on my chest
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Delete girlfriend, because I'll meet friends I like through Destiny. [spoiler]I've had bad experiences.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by A_Freaking_Owl: 8/20/2015 5:23:24 AMI can't delete what does not exist.
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destiny is my girlfriend
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Don't have a girlfriend... I win!
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1 ReplyStep one sign out of your account. Step two realize you can't delete anything on your account when not signed in to said account. Step 3 delete destiny keep girlfriend then re-download from store and profit like a boss.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
