Naruto (also referred to as "Ninja Brokeback Mountain") is an animu about sand ninjas and eugenics. It is a gateway anime of the worst kind riddled with one-dimensional characters who lack development, poor pacing, numerous plot holes, shitty villains who "aren't really so bad in the end", an anime saturated in filler arcs, a final arc with a complicated mess of a plot that stretched on for a year, massive use abuse of plot armor to cover up shitty writing, and a story of "friendship" which somehow makes Boku No Pico look like Metal Gear Solid in comparison. Despite this, it is one of /a/'s guilty pleasures due to being a massive lolcow which has provided them with lulz for 15 years. The story is about a blonde-haired, afro hairstyled, blue-eyed, half-emo, foreigner half-demon ninja teen struggling to be accepted into society by being a whiny -blam!- who annoys everyone around him, including the viewers. His goal is to become Hokage Ninja Obama and change the world. To accomplish this he becomes a ninja who dresses in bright colors, doesn't into stealth, announces his presence to his enemies, literally only uses 2 jutsus for the entirety of the series, forgives mass murderers, and rather than killing enemies would rather give gay speeches about bonds and friendship and other shit. In fact, He is such a failure of a ninja that the plot replaced him with Sasuke "Edge-Lord" Uchiha as the main character halfway through the story due to Kishimoto's boner for his favorite character. One of the many themes in Naruto that are ultimately ignored is that hard work surpasses talent which is shown in how Naruto and Sasuke become the most overpowered characters by having perfect bloodlines and literally being handed power ups while characters like Rock Lee are ultimately forgotten by the plot. Great writing there, Kishimoto! Another lesson Naruto teaches is that if you stalk someone long enough, they will change their mind about you and will run back into your arms. Considering that the entire lolcow of a fanbase is full of basement dwelling beta-male autists whose last encounter with a real vagina was during their birth and obese 16 year old fangirls who devote their entire lives to their OTPs, It's easy to see why Naruto has managed to last as long as it did by appealing to autistic weeaboos. All 700 -blam!-ing chapters of this shit.

Ten-ten no contest.

Tenten is a useless bitch that even got trolled by Kishi in the end by making her a weapons dealer in a time where peace was maintained.Hahaha damn.

Orochimaru's girl disiple, the one with purple hair

Everyone beside Naruto, Sasuke, Madara, Obito, Guy, Kakashi, Bee, Rock lee and shikamaru. There was no character progression at all, To many boring Fillers, and they should of added romance of Naruto and Hinata instead of cramming it all in one shitty movie. ): If you're looking for a really good anime watch Attack on Titan, if you're looking for a good manga go read Berserk it's a masterpiece.

All of them. Krillin could solo.

Kage's since there are plenty of shinobi that surpassed them and are no longer the villages strongest shinobi. There just people who other people want to run the village. Also Sakura doesn't have any original techniques, she's pretty much tsunade v1.5

The series was a joke in the end, the original when he was a kid was below average at best. Ten-Ten is objectively the most useless character in the series and she got played at the end by becoming a weapon dealer in pretty much a time of peace. Disappointed to say I ever watched Naruto tbh. Also Tobi being Obito was obvious as hell.

All of them?

[quote]We all got it the first few episodes Lee, you're fast and your taijitsu game is incredible, but this bitch over here can teleport to different dimensions and fly so go sit back in the village while everyone else protects you.[/quote] Lol'd. Its true, I never really got into the Shippuden ark cause there was so many god damn filler episodes, but I always knew the story was gonna literally boil down to Naruto and Sasuke. Feel bad for Itachi's ending, but it made a pretty good plot twist. I still don't know how the whole Obito/Madara/whatever the hell he is thing though. So I should probably catch up on all that.

Love Naruto! I'm on episode 230 in Shippuden atm and so far I feel that Tein Tein and Choji are near useless. So far my favourite saga was the Pein saga!

IMO Sakura got strong but she didn't fight to much. Yhea she was useless most of the series, And even with super punch there is still the issue of being able to land one. She didn't have super speed. Anything vs Sakura would shut her down Lee>Sakura Neji>Sakura Ino>Sakura Only ones that I can see losing to her would be choji and Hinata

Oh god, probably half the characters were throw a ways by the end.