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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
10/22/2015 3:49:52 PM
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Why do men pee in stalls instead of the urinal?
Its always weird to me to enter the restroom and there are five urinals and the only guys in there are peeing in stalls. Or when I'm taking a piss at the far end and someone comes in and pees in the stall. Like does every guy ever think the world is out to see their penis and show a picture of it to every person they see?
I for one, am [b][i]suspicious. [/i][/b] Whacha hiding down there? If anything, by pissing in the stall you've [b][i]piqued my interest.[/i][/b] Don't get all freaked out when you see my head slowly slide under your stall, wide-eyed and curious.
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To avoid meat gazers like you twinkle toes.
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There's always some fags who take their time in the urinals so you'd sprint to the stall
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Usually because the urinals always have a ton of piss beneath them.
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1 ReplyI use the stall not because im scared, but because urinals make my pee splash back onto me
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The last time I peed in a urinal was when I was 6-7 years old and some asshole pulled down my pants and underwear to reveal my bare white ass. There's been plenty other instances since then that have reinforced my distrust of anyone and everyone in public bathrooms.
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I usually take a dump afterwards
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Never take the middle stall. Simple
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The real question is why can't they design urinals for women?
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I pee in stalls because when I was 6 an Asian guy tried to look at my dick and also I hate being in a urinal (with 5 next to me) and a guy walks in and pisses in the one next to me and also try's talking to me. And I hate when they say " this must be where the dicks hang out"
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Because they have small dicks
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because I like toilet paper. sue me.
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Its dick measuring contest, they do it in stalls because their self concious or believe they get starred down by the guy next to him.
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[quote]Its always weird to me to enter the restroom and there are five urinals and the only guys in there are peeing in stalls. Or when I'm taking a piss at the far end and someone comes in and pees in the stall. Like does every guy ever think the world is out to see their penis and show a picture of it to every person they see? I for one, am [b][i]suspicious. [/i][/b] Whacha hiding down there? If anything, by pissing in the stall you've [b][i]piqued my interest.[/i][/b] Don't get all freaked out when you see my head slowly slide under your stall, wide-eyed and curious.[/quote]
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3 RepliesEdited by ChaosNova148894: 10/25/2015 6:48:49 AMBecause a bathroom is supposed to be a place of privacy. A urinal isn't adequate privacy, but a stall provides more privacy. Simple as that. Well, that's how it is for me
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I don't pee in public. So I'm fine.
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Personally I don't enjoy going to the washroom next to two other guys
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[quote]WachyaHidingDownThere[/quote]
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1 ReplyEdited by The Cryptard: 10/25/2015 6:42:30 AMThe stalls toilets are lower to the ground and if i use a urinal my mushroom cap will land in pee water. Drum roll.
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1 ReplyI have a shy Blatter. When i am peeing in a public bathroom and i can't pee, i just have a casual mental-conversation with the wall in front of me. They generally go something like [i]"How is your day going?[/i] or [i]"The darnedest thing happened yesterday [/i] or [i]"I killed your family" [/i]
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So the sound of me urinating echoes off the stall and around the rest room. That way when I leave all the men recognize me as the alpha male.
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4 RepliesIts called splash back And if you peek under im aiming my piss cannon at you
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When I was 6 I had a pedo look at me while I was pissing last time I'll ever pee In a urinal
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1 ReplyUnless they have dividers between the urinals, the unwritten rules of the gents toilet say not to use a urinal adjacent to one in use. If no suitable urinal is available, use the stall.
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1 ReplyIt's common courtesy to leave at least one urinal of space between your fellow man. Always pisses me off when a guy has 5 other urinals but chooses the one right next to me
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Real men piss in the short stall. Think about it.
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Where else am I meant to do cocaine when I'm out
