I once had to do a stand-up comedy show (long story, don't bother asking) and this bloody 12 yr old squeaker stood up an heckled my show. Since the little BLAM!-wit was right up the back of the hall, I used the following line: "Hey, you lot up the back! Can someone tell me if that moron is wearing a stripped shirt? Because I can't tell if he's wearing a stripped shirt or if I'm looking through the bars of his cage!" Needless to say, the squeaker was silenced and therefore REKT.