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8/5/2015 4:37:32 PM
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I paid a girl to cuddle for 4 hours
The girl was pretty cute too. She was not asian but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle in bed for a full 4 hours and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as all hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was ****ing annoying as ****, she sounded like sarah palin.
The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so ****ing soft...it was ****ing amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.
At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the **** out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined. I guess theres a little bootlicker in us all lol.
Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.
You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($350 or less for 4 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.
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3 RepliesEdited by Atticus: 8/5/2015 10:52:53 PMPlease no copypasterino.
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Do not go for the same girl, for 350 dollars you will be able to find someone who will agree to those terms. And maybe even make you feel good. The girl you had sucked. And not the good way.
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3 RepliesSeen it before m8
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So you bought a prostitute to cuddle?
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If you got a boner then I say go again.
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How thirsty are you....?
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That's what happens when you purchase noiselesspurse's time
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Dude... Find a real women that actually loves you and not your money, she's out there somewhere pal.
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1 ReplyWtf... >.> "She's not Asian?" Does that mean your Asian... Only thing I'm enlightened by this story was that you didn't doing anything stupid or regretful after >.>
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1 Reply10/10 But I've seen it before so -3 7/10
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Use backpages dude. For 350 you can Fûck a hotty
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*was expected Bel Aire* *got creepy, cringe worth story* *still not sure if disappointed*
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3 RepliesPetofile much?
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This is so pathetic that my conscience cringed so hard it fell out of my left ear.
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This is sad.
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Okayyy...
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One of the saddest copy pastas in existence.
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I'll do it for free bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Il do it for 300
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Edited by afanoflafear: 8/9/2015 8:57:18 PM[quote]You guys think I should use the same girl again[/quote]I think you should smack yourself on the face with a frying pan, how dare you attempt to kiss when cuddling, saying [i]I love you[/i] and eye contact were the only things you agreed on.
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I know how you feel :(
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I read this before...
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Edited by BeatAssassin97: 8/9/2015 3:30:44 PMSo. Why did you do this? Edit: Nevermind I relised it was a copypasta
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You could get a decent hooker and a half gram of coke for $350. Have fun.
