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Edited by Deftwist: 8/4/2015 3:49:24 PM
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You ever see those ridiculous requirements for trials?

I mean I see these people going around looking for trials groups with requirements up the wazoo. Some like "Looking to go flawless for Trials. Requirements are gone flawless, your first born child, two large meat lover pizzas, the last red thorn, and 1,000,000 grimoire score." But I dunno. That's just me. What do you guys think? I'll be honest I did not expect this much people to respond to this. Sorry if I wasn't funny or if my comments didn't agree to you, but this is what I've seen time and time again when I simply want to have a good time. I don't think it's fair for those who haven't met the requirements yet to have to be weeded out an not get a chance at trials because of requirements that they have had no chance of doing. [spoiler]edits to make it not as bad[/spoiler]
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    Lf2m, must have gone flawless all weeks. Must have max Gjallarhorn. Must have max grimore and day 1 emblem. Must be born between the months of April - August on a day that is even anytime past 12:07 PM. Must have credit score over 633. Must have divorced once or masturbated 4 times within the past hour. I will not take no soft-dogs. Absolutely no squeakers, honkers, maulers, love-tappers, or booty grabbers. Must know how to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. Must not have two socks on, one is acceptible. ABSOLUTELY NO BROWN EYES. Any chip crunching or candy smacking soda slurpers will be kicked, blocked, removed, shunned and stoned. PM me your k/d, birthday, birth certificate, credit score and card number, pic of your wife or proof of masturbation.

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