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8/3/2015 11:37:56 PM
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Best Pick-up Lines to Use on Girls
"Roses are red, pizza is too. I ordered a large, just for you."
English
#Offtopic
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Do you like to drink watermelon? ❤️
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2 RepliesRoses are red, grass is greener, when i think of you, i play with my wiener
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Hi, how are you?
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Hey are you a ratchet? [spoiler]cause when I see you my nuts tighten up[/spoiler]
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"You know baby, when I make eggs I scramble them. But for you, I would fertilize them"
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Edited by Arashi Sora: 8/4/2015 7:08:43 AM*stand right behind girl* "6 inches"
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Or do this.
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1 ReplyAre you my pinky toe, [spoiler]cuz imma bang you on every piece of furniture in the house [/spoiler]
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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell like chloroform To you. Or Get in the van
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2 RepliesEdited by Cosmic Milk: 8/4/2015 7:01:40 AMHere's an idea Pick up lines don't really work on us But if I had to choose, something like: "Hey girl do you like dubstep because I wub yo ass"
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4 RepliesYou: Do you like tapes & CD's? (If she says yes: Great, so I'll tape my d!ck to your forehead so you can C Deez nuts!
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dont even need to say anything, just drive up in a scorpion tank
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[b][i][u]again, explicit lyrics[/u][/i][/b] I'd show her this song and tell her she'll never have to worry about smelling it, cause I'm loyal.
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1 ReplyThere would be 7 planets left after I destroy uranus
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Did you fall from Heaven? Because have sex with me. Nailed it.
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1 ReplyRoses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard Show me your tits
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5 Replies"I'm Batman."
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Excuse me, but my penis just died and I was wondering if I can bury it in your ass.
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"I'm going to rub my phallus on your face."
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6 RepliesAre you a farmer, cause you sure know how to raise a cock. Lets play Barbie, ill be ken and you can be the box I cum in. hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
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Edited by dtrain (Timelost): 8/4/2015 1:31:47 AMHey girl, are you studying for the SAT's? Cuz I should be doing you but I'm not.
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Make them up during the conversation so the line is relevant and seems really good in the moment, but when she thinks back to it, she'll facepalm and regret last night.
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Edited by Aulakauss: 8/4/2015 12:33:35 AM[url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Toast%2FEnvelope%20Method]Toast/Envelope is all I need.[/url]
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I have a WRX
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Learn a magic trick involving a coin, something really simple but effective in proximity. Aquire mark and go next to her and order a drink. Do not interact with your mark yet; she's at full guard. When you order your drink, it is essential that you pay in cash with at least 25¢ in change. More than 25¢ improves the act, but you want a quarter. When you get your change, say as a general note, "Oh, cool. it's one of those special quarters." She'll want to know what's special about it. When she asks, do your trick. Her guard has now dropped. Then her the quarter. Tell her it's also special because "No matter where I put it it always seems to find me later." Then return to your friends. Here's what you just did. She's convinced you don't just want a quick lay, and now she has to chase you. [spoiler]Heavily paraphrased from a recently engaged awesome dude.[/spoiler]
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SHAWTAY!!!!
