I'm Josh. I sleep with an axe on my side of the bed, a tomahawk behind my bedside table and a rather large bowie on top of the table. My girlfriend sleeps with a Machete next to her and a ritualistic dagger. (As if us sleeping with weapons in a nice neighborhood wasn't weird enough) I have obscure weapons littered across the house. [spoiler]Something might be wrong with us.[/spoiler]