ive got loads but i laughed so hard when burns answered the phone and went:
'e hoi hoi?'
classic.
got any others?
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"shut up brain or i`ll stab you with a q-tip" there might be some words that, are spelled wrong but you get it.
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The one on my profile page.
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ahhh, another thread just made me think of this one: "me fail english? that's un-possible!"
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" Put it in H"
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It's been a while since I saw it, but the spirit of Homer is near Marge: "Marge, I need one more good deed to get into Heaven." "Wonderful, I have some sweeping, some dishwashing, some-" "Whoa Marge! I want to get into Heaven, not take on the position of 'Jesus'." Not completely acurate, but that was the gist of it.
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"Put food here." -Homer points to his mouth-
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When bart gets hit by a car, lionel hutz says: " Mrs simpson, im not a doctor, youre not a doctor, he's not a doctor, the only person who comes close to being a docter is this man"(points to doctor nick), doctor nick then says "stoop, youre embarassing me..." ha!
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D'oh!
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mmmmmmm....[insert food] Donut [/insert food]
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"One Highway, Zero City"
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dr. hibbard's suggestion of a new medical alternative for his eyes after they were pecked by crows, homer's response: "does it go in the butt?"