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Are you otherkin?

I am doorkin. I am friends with all the doors in my house. My favorite artist is The Doors. Sometimes I stand in front of people and make them twist my nipples for me to move out of their way, in a similar fashion a door would. I have a door in my room that I have taken out the knob so I have sex with that beautiful piece of carpentry. I hate being slammed and feeling unappreciated. Next time you see a door, think of me you ableist bastards.

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  • I identify as a Kim Jong un-kin.

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  • I am tacokin. I am friends with all the tacos at Taco Bell. My favorite artist is Taco. Sometimes I smear my body with beef, cheese, sour cream, lettuce, and other condiments, similar to that of a taco. I have a empty taco shell in my kitchen that I have sex with, that beautiful cuisine. I hate being crunched up into nachos and feeling unappreciated. Next time you see a taco, think of me you sombreroless pauper.

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    • Anonymous asked: I've always known about otherkin but honestly I thought it was stupid (I'm so sorry) I've recently started looking in to it and I kind of realized something..... I guess I was scared of otherkin. I was scared to look in to it because I KNEW. Deep down inside me that I was otherkin. That I'm catkin (or felinekin). My entire life I've always acted animalistic I guess. When I was little I would climb trees and meow at people. I would eat bugs and strange things. I would beg my dad to let me eat raw meat and I even purred when I was an infant. I still do it without thinking about it. I’ve always stretched like a cat and I have extremely (my husband says scarily good) night vision. Everyone’s always told me that I act like a cat but I didn’t want to face it because otherkin is looked down on so much. I wanted to be normal I guess… But I’ve realized that this IS normal. This is me.

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      • I forgot this was a thing.

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      • I am the Dovahkin. [spoiler]I know it's spelled wrong. * Lenny*[/spoiler]

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      • I'm [b]S[/b]hittyAs[b]F[/b]uckAdvancedSupplyDropkin, if ya know what I mean. [spoiler]I wonder how much salt this post shall take...[/spoiler]

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      • I'm Marijuana kin.

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      • man i had no idea this shit or that furry shit was a thing.... its like when you think you have heard it all. I need to watch more of these videos

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      • the first min of that made me spit my drink

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      • I'm a foreskinkin, I roam around slicing off dudes foreskin. When I collect enough, I sew my garments out of them. I like the way my foreskin clothes feel on my body.

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        • Wow . The doors. Haven't heard them in a while! I used to like them

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        • I am a south or southwest kin

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        • I am of the blobfish kin. We like to swim around and eat stuff. But we're ugly so no predators eat us.

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        • To the otherkin who truly am his/her kintype. I think there is a tag for it, with 'litterally' in front, like litterallydemon. I don't remember specifically tho. But feel free to talk to me if you wish, assuming you can stomach my lack of morals... *Chuckles* Because I truly AM a demon. *Smirks* Perhaps not physically quite yet, but my soul and mind.

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          • RUUUUN!!!

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          • "Hahaha oh god, this is like reading John Wayne Gacy's journal when he was 10. Like, we know how this is gonna turn out." Lmfaoo! This guy is hilarious. Btw, I sexually identify as a velociraptor.

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          • I've always felt closeness to dragons, ever since I was a kid (I'm 27 now). I always imagined I was one. So, recently, I learned about otherkins. After all this time. It's crazy, but the way I've felt about dragons practically my WHOLE LIFE is just, for example ever since I was in kindergarten I tried to breathe fire. I really, really tried. I also tried to fly, and dragons, they meant SO MUCH MORE to me than I can even explain. All I wanted was to become one, I was SURE I was meant to be one.

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          • i'm a dolphin kin and sometimes i like to make dolphin sounds and squirt water at people from my mouth

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            My kin is an odd crossbreed with a canine species, the fox, and a feline species, the lion, and it feels so odd when he makes his presence known but when he's gone I feel the absence. I'm not sure where I was going with this but hey, that's my kin type I guess

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            I'm faekin, and I have a strange crush on one of my fictives who is demonkin and have a huge urge to just be protected by him and to protect care for him back and assure him he isn't a monster and just ahh ;;

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          • I remember when I first heard of otherkin. My sides have yet to re enter the atmosphere.

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            You can be any height and be an elf. You can be any weight and be an elf. You can be any gender, any race, and any other anything and be an elf, as long as you feel you are. Elves in media take on many varying appearances. I'm getting so tired of these better-than-thou elfkin trying to invalidate other elves or make themselves out to be more of an elf than other elfkin. Kin is not a contest, and when someone treats it like one, they honestly just look like a massive jackass.

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          • I know this one person who really think he's archangelkin, but he's a complete sociopath. I think he's demonkin if anything, he acts the complete opposite of the archangel Michael. Michael would never hurt someone like he has me... I've realized that the reason why I was so attracted to him is that we were enemies in several past lives, and I always tried to help him see the light. But I guess I'll never be able to. And that's what hurts most of all.

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            my godkin is in her cat form and, since she's a god, she believes she is superior to my lionkin, which makes it really upset

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            I'm a wolfkin and I'm a vegan and I would hate to harm any creature that doesn't threaten me, my teeth are for defense, not killing

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