It sounds like your dad is into getting railed in the ass. Well you know what they say like father like son.

Put the strapon on your butt and have two penises

R u sure ur dad still has a dick? Could b like false teeth, u just wear them when u dont use them.

Now you gotta wonder they were doing with your ps4 controller...

By detailed, do you mean the resemblance to your dad? [spoiler]and we can only hope his fetishes are passed to you[/spoiler]

My friend found his mom's strap on. He put it on under his pants and sent a pic of it to his gf. She went off like a fire hose.

Your dad's a fgt OP. Like Father like son.

Just try not to think about your mom fu­cking your dad in the ass with that strapon.

This actually happened to one of my friends only he was at his grandmas house cleaning up things for her and he found a whip a gimp suit a strap on a vibrator and a couple dildos. [spoiler]also she's like in her late 40s so it's not like an 80 year old grandma is getting freaky[/spoiler]

The sex talk that'll ensue regarding fetishists. "So ya see son when a man and a woman love each other, they take turns sticking things in each others asses"

You think you've got problems? My sister was listening to an anti-atheist video on youtube, just before I had planned to tell my Christian family I'm an atheist.... And then they went into more religious shit about religious stereotypes. BAD, religious stereotypes. Its quite a noose actually.

So he has a fetish. Big woop. Maybe it had a better price than an actual dildo, I dunno.

That right there is a more healthy marriage than any that've ended in divorce.

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