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Edited by PREiAY: 7/30/2015 7:52:41 AM
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Advice for all sexually active dating male gamers.

Bitshes need to feel pain so they can appreciate your gentlemanly ness. To all the nice guys: Never spend more than 15$ on a girl, even if you get married, she pays for everything or she doesn't get to keep you. Don't listen to her that's not the job of the alpha male, she will find a beta to bitsh and whine to. Show her you can be a huge jerk, but be a nice person every once in a while so that she can appreciate it more. Be 3/4ths jerk and 1/4ths nice. For every 3 jerk acts do one nice act. Make it random and switch it up, keep the ratio. Never talk to a girl about other guys, you are and should be too busy talking to her about doing her in her butt or how much she is going to swallow from you. Never listen to women they are irrational and need to be treated like kids, but don't spend money on them. They can go find a loser boyfriend on the side to pay their way with you. Trust me I'm a huge player.

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