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Edited by irishfreak:
7/30/2015 9:32:05 PM
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Fake 34, fake 34 everywhere!
Simply put if you haven't done it on normal at all you should not be trying to do it on hard end of rant
For those saying I'm a scrub for not doing Poe 35 you can't do it solo, so if I don't have to good people to do it with how am I ever going to get that beat
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*reads post* What a time to be alive.
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1 ReplyIt was a stormy day in may, i was playing the level 35 prison of elders and we were fighting Skolas, this was our last attempt... We had exhausted all our heavy ammo synthesis in the previous rounds and and were making one last daring attempt. We had Skolas down to 50% health when i heard a loud thunder strike outside. "NO!" i screamed but it was too late the red and grey bar had appeared at the bottom of my screen. "Attempting to reconnect." It read. [b]"Get gud scrub"[/b] It thundered all around me, outside and inside the game. Lighting flashed all around my house blinding me, when i regained my vision this is what i saw: "SmoggyPluto has joined your fireteam." I frantically checked my screen and sure enough he was there in our fireteam, 4 in our fireteam... He spawned in with a monstrous roar that turned to a low chuckle... [b]"not today."[/b] he said. He ran to my unmoving gl itching form; my teammates screaming overwhelmed with adds. He spawned a bubble that gave us both weapons and blessing of light. I was astounded but knew that i would not last long enough... I was going to disconnect... When suddenly SmoggyPluto reached through my screen and grabbed the disconnect bar... I couldn't believe what was happening. He grabbed the bar as if it was a stick, pulled it off my screen and loaded it into his Gjallarhorn, He then jumped into the sky, a quartic jump, 5 JUMPS, he got so high he absorbed the sun and then in one swoop shot the disconnect bar into Skolas tearing him apart into nothing. The wolfpack rounds then proceed to swarm and destroy the mines we were supposed to [i]dismantle[/i] He stayed with us all the way to the treasure room but did not speak. Finally he urinated on the large chest and turned to us and said [b]"become legend gaurdian."[/b] [i]SmoggyPluto has left your fireteam[/i]. speechless me and my fireteam all opened the pee-stained chest... We all received 3 Gjallarhorns... One void, one arc, and one solar, all already fully maxed
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You must have been a fake level 30 back in the day then coz you couldn't solo vog
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3 RepliesI did 34 solo . Scrub
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4 RepliesA sunsinger warlock can potentially do skolas solo
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Check the corresponding box below: ☑ Rekt ☐ Not Rekt
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4 RepliesFake 34? I bet u won't know a real 30 during Pre How - VoG days...
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I managed to beat skolas with only a ghorn a dragons breath and a ash factory with tripod and whos next .-.
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2 Repliesfor real? skolas? who hasnt beat skolas?
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I smell a fake 34 calling others fake to try and deflect his fake 34ness. Of course, I don't really believe in fake 34's....
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1 Reply35 was really easy I carried friends through it with my gjally and me.
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2 RepliesLol its easy finding a team for skolas.
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2 RepliesI was here from day one I'm all real 34 although I have two hunters I just made the hunter. I don't want a warlock because they seem like they will be useless in the next dlc.
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You're calling other people fake 34s when you are a prime case of a "[i]scrub[/i]". -2 Warlocks -Low-ass grimoire -Shitty armor and weapons -Can't even do Skolas Need I say more? Shut up and stop being a hypocrite.
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Looks like you tried to jump on a bandwagon where you were not welcome.
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1 ReplyUR only real 34 if you have Maxet irom banter ger. Skolass too hard need carry rel 34s onle
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Real 34 = having the number 34 next to their name
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Well there you go I found the six final golden chest and I beat prison of elders 35 big whoop dee doo doo
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1 Reply[quote]Simply put if you haven't done it on normal at all you should not be trying to do it on hard end of rant For those saying I'm a scrub for not doing Poe 35 you can't do it solo, so if I don't have to good people to do it with how am I ever going to get that beat[/quote] Plenty of solo 35s on youtube. You're wrong
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2 RepliesNowhere in your blather did you actually specify your criteria for a "real" level 34
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Well I am a fake 34, I have 3 characters 2 with POE armor except for my warlock, have all raid weapons at 365 on every character but fatebriger or how ever it's spelled and a 3605 grimore.
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3 RepliesOnly real 34 s know the struggle of the hard VoG with 2 level 30s and 4 level 29s That didn't make any sense -blam!- it never mind
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1 ReplySays the guy with a .31 trials KD
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Destinylfg.com
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If you're on the One my clan will help.
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Bring a 34 into vault of glass and see what they're made of. Truest test.
