Come ask the Kell of Kells anything. I'm going to try and answer everyone's questions
Let's try and keep everything respectful and kind please
[spoiler]Edit 1:thank you guys for over 60 replies
Edit 2:Hell yeah we hit 100 replies thank you
Edit 3: thanks for 300 replies keep asking and I'll try and answer them
Edit 4: holy crap over 2300 replies oryx won't mess with us now[/spoiler]
When you join the helper club be sure to grab a fedora and a cup of orange soda at the entrance
Homies
Koolaiddude
Centaur Dreg
Obsidian Mind
Kaliks Minor
Rahool
A High Servitor
About me
Floppypancake01
Hunter ambassador
Cayde-6
UNSC Ambassador
Sgt. Johnson
Guardian Ambassador
The Speaker
Shreks Ambassador
TinyBoxTim
Oryxs Ambassador
Alak Hul
Our fork lift for the orange soda warehouses
A fat forklift
The Forklift
Assistant to the Assistant to the Vice President of the Helper Club
The Architects
Paper supplier
Dwight Schrute
Agent of The Nine
Xúr (duh)
Helpers are
Tex Mechanics
Mara Sov
Angelina Sov
A hunter
Petra the Cyclops
Greg The Dreg
The Speaker
Uldren Sov
Taniks the Guard
Kaliks Prime
Hank the shank
Dredgen Yor
Shin Malphour
Wolfpack 0438
Randal the Vandal
Jaren Ward
Caboose
Other Taniks
House of Orange Soda
Diehardpenguin
B*tchduck
Paul the Cabal
SniperPro997
Benjiman123
Sanguine
Ether factory
Sepiks Prime
My main hoe
Shrek
The baron of House of Orange Soda
Hank the Shank
Archon Priest of Orange Soda
Randal the Vandal
My Ketch
A Fallen Ketch
Well I guess ambassador of himself
Osiris
Pizza Supplier
Boredomsdeadly
ONI Ambassador
A spartan
My bodyguard
Taniks the Guard
Official weapons foundry
Tex Mechanicha
Häkke
Special orders
Tess everis not a kiosk
Much memes such wow
A Doge
My favorite pop-tart
A reckless pop tart
Tv provider
A satellite
The happiest of marine life
Happyoctopus
Times conflux
Atheon
The Canis Major
Scruffy556
My necromancer
Ark Lightningz
Slayers of Xlar
Smoggypluto
Xylars middle head
Xylars bitch
Atheon
Personal Bug Zapper
A Spartan Laser
Worst American President
Richard Nixon
My group
https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1176356/0/1/0
[spoiler]currently only able to set as Xbox clan sorry if an admin wants to set it as a PlayStation clan you can[/spoiler]
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Necro to see if anyone’s still around
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Gang gang motha -blam!-as Shameless self necro
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1 ReplyAyy lmao
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4 RepliesLove is a warm, shoulder mounted fusion coil.
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1 ReplyYou'll always hold a place in my starchy heart
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1 ReplyI'm not a robot:;
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1 ReplyHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh¿ H¡
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3 RepliesCould I be ambassador of scrota ;)
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Raise the rooffffff
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1 ReplyAyeeee
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I thought I killed you.
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1 ReplyCan I have a lancer?
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1 ReplyDo you like variks's mines.
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1 ReplyI oppose you and all in your house I am the self appointed kell of the house of grape soda, subjugator of the house of peach soda (they were defilers and blasphemous), I slew the original grape kell and drank deep of his purple ether, I -blam!- and pillaged his barons and baronesses and left them to wither on a broken ketch orbiting neptune All his former captains and vandals serve me I drink deep from our primetime servitor juicy prime Kneel before me and be spared.... Or risk my wrath when ive finished with the house of cherry soda whose remnants hide in the great red storm on jupiter cowering in fear of my tasty purple wrath.......
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1 ReplyWhat do u think of gun control should we be allowed to have guns or not?
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I, Prince Uldren Sov of the Reef hereby state an alliance with this fallen house. Much like the house of judgement, you may not be horrible. I am the reef ambassador.
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4 RepliesAm I guaranteed a dozen "Skolas Kell of the House of Orange Soda" when I order from the manufacturer of "Skolas Kell of the House of Orange Soda"?
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5 RepliesCan I be a helper... Anyways I haven't been killed...
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2 RepliesEdited by TerranTony98: 11/7/2015 3:04:15 AM"Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda!!! Is it truuue? I do I do I doo Ooo!" [spoiler]The glory days that were the 90's will forever remain in my heart.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesIs it the same orange soda used in the Russian sleep experiment
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1 ReplyI just want to visit you and.. Dismantle mineeeeeeeeesssss yesssssss!!?!???
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5 RepliesErm... I like squids? I don't know... oh wait. Do you hate Oryx or nah?