Lose Yourself- Putin Parody
(I didn't make this)
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If you had one shot. Or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. One moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip?
His bombs are heavy: Kiev's weak, can't hold steady.
His troops in Crimea already, scarin' John Kerry.
He's nervous, but on the surface he's calm and ready
To drop bombs - but he keeps on forgetting
About Moscow, the protests get so loud
He gives the order and right then the troops roll out.
-blam!- the pacifists, he can just choke 'em out.
Peacetime's over, the game's up, WORLD WAR NOW!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes Donetsk
Oh, there goes Crimea , he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ports
It don't matter, he's Putin
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to Russia , that's when it's
Back to the Kremlin again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in the war, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow NATO
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in the War, the Moment
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow NATO
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
No more games, I'm a change the planes to WW3 stage
Tear this mother-blam!-ing roof off like Japans doom days
I was playing in the beginning, but Mother Russia has changed
I've been -blam!-ed with and stepped on and booed for my dictator ways
But I kept killin and bombed every -blam!-in no lifer
Best believe Illuminaties be paying the puttin piper
All the rage inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my nukes and knives
And I can't provide the right type of life for my country
Cause man, these goddamn treaties don't buy allies
And im no joke, ive heard Stalins cries, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and im setting up a slaughter
Trying to win and conquer Europe, plus
Teeter totter caught up between US and China
Michelle Obamas drama's screaming on Barrack
Too much for me to wanna
Just blow up one spot, another day of watchen them
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like nukem with everything we've got
I've got to hittem in every single spot or I end up like Hitler shot
Success is my only mother-blam!-ing option, for Mother Russias Plot
Obama I secretly love you, but this USA got to go
I cannot let corrupt Holly Wood grow in Satins lot
So here I go my nukes are hot.
Fellow Russians, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity Mother Russia has got.
- Long Live Stalin![/quote][/quote]
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Omg amazing. Searching YT now.