What do you do? Edit 1: she says its from not eating all day and becoming bloated...but this is the theirs night in a row where she's farted at/on me. Edit 2: for those of you telling me to dump her, I won't. She's too damn good. But her farts are grotesque. Edit 3: I just farted and she's completely unphased. I think men will always lose the fart war.