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Edited by irishfreak:
7/27/2015 9:16:33 PM
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Your girlfriend farts on you...
What do you do?
Edit 1: she says its from not eating all day and becoming bloated...but this is the theirs night in a row where she's farted at/on me.
Edit 2: for those of you telling me to dump her, I won't. She's too damn good.
But her farts are grotesque.
Edit 3: I just farted and she's completely unphased. I think men will always lose the fart war.
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#Offtopic
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Roll my eyes and continue scrolling through the flood.
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I cast fire ball from D&D ultimate virgin mode *pushes nerd glasses up nose*
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I do yur mum
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I kek
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3 RepliesJoke's on you I don't have a gf... [spoiler]:'([/spoiler]
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Ask her for another fart so I can eat it
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What girlfriend... [spoiler]I cri evrytiem[/spoiler]
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Fart back lol
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2 RepliesAssert your dominance. Shart on her pillow or something.
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She gon' catch these hands fym. Each punch coming faster than a missile from the Gjallarhorn.
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makes me horny af
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Ignore it
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This should not expand done But it does
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She's not my girlfriend anymore
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*high fives*
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girlfriend?
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Hand fart kill.[spoiler]it really works. Except for the killing part-_-[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesFart louder to show dominance
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13 RepliesSmack her booty. Bad booty bad.
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sbd bomb her
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1 ReplyFart and stuck her head under the blankets.lol
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I'd say "Neimen faen hva gjer du" [spoiler]"Oh shit wtf are you doing"[/spoiler] And act all disgusted
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Fart on her
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Tell her if she does it again she'll be treated as a man
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Kick her outside cause she's a filthy animal
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now I'm stuck with her she did that to mark her territory
