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What is fapping

Don't know what it is pics could help me I think it has something to do with girls Edit: 200 posts with info. I still don't know tho
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  • Edited by GangerGrunt: 8/6/2015 2:37:55 AM
    It's where milk comes out the sausage when you beat it hard enough. But don't taste the milk. If anything let the girls taste it for you.

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  • This is your body on fapping

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  • Your mother

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  • Take hand(s) Grip penis Watch porn Move hand(s) up and down

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  • Wut

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  • Fapping is that glorious moment, where nothing but you and the ovelwelming feeling of pleasure takes over, the world no longer matters, your mind becomes blank, and then an explosion, you completely loose your mind for a few seconds as you feel yourself coming out of your body, an outer body experience, everything suddenly shrinks, and is so tiny arround you. And then you're back to reality with a mess to clean up. Quite overrated, really...

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  • All right follow these steps. Acquire these objects first... Images/videos of sex (any source) Sandpaper Step 1: Take your dick out. Step 2: View sex images/pictures Step 3: Make sandpaper into telescope shape. Sand textured side facing inwards. Step 4: Stick dick in sandpaper telescope and move it up and down. Congratulations ther ya go.

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    • Step 1: look up Kate Upton rubs big boobs against boyfriends face Step 2: go to images Step 3: go to private room if you aren't already Step 4: Take off pants Step 5: throw the pants in the laundry cause their dirty and do a load of laundry

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      • No u

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      • Edited by ldaly: 8/2/2015 11:04:47 PM
        :P

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      • It's like schlicking, but for guys.

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      • What is fapping? Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is fapping? Yeah, yeah I don't know why you're not there I give you my cum, but you don't care So what is right? And what is wrong? Gimme a sign What is fapping? Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is fapping? Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, I don't know, what can I do? What else can I say, it's up to you I know we're one Just me and you I can't go on What is fapping? Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is fapping? Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is fapping? What is fapping? What is fapping? Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Don't hurt me Don't hurt me I want no other, no other fapper This is our life, our time When we are together, I need you forever Is it fapping? What is fapping? Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is fapping? Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Yeah What is fapping? Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is fapping? Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is fapping?

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        • Masturbating.

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        • Answering the bone-a-phone Batting practice Beating the snake Boppin your Bologna Buffing the banana Changing your oil Charming the cobra Choking Charlie till he throws up Choke the chicken Cleaning the pipes Checking the rifle Crank the shank Dishonorable Discharge Diddle whacking Doodling the noodle Drain the dragon Dropping stomach pancakes Fist your mister Flogging your log Flute solo Freeing the willies Getting to know yourself Giving it a tug Grease the pipe Hack the hog Ham shank Hands on training Hand to gland combat Hitching to heaven Holding your sausage hostage Humping air Jacking off the beanstalk Jerk the gherkin

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          • What isn't fapping?

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            • car porn best porn

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              • Edited by dtrain (Timelost): 8/1/2015 5:22:35 PM
                It's a term used to describe a person who has not idea what satire means, and tries to post about it. "Dude, Jack was fapping last night on that internet forum." "What an idiot."

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              • That's not satire. Not even close.

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              • how the fuk is this satire?

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                • I made the bald man cry

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                • Fapping is when you place [b]both[/b] hands around your big toe and make upwards and downwards motions. It does not matter how fast or slow you go. Keep doing that until liquid comes out of your big toe and [u]call for an ambulance as soon it does![/u] [spoiler]idk.[/spoiler]

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                • Better question, What is a Porn?

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                • Im 12 and what is this?

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                  • Masturbation

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                  • Your mother

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                  • Go on google images and look up man fapping for girl, but make remember. You have to look it up with your mom right next to you.

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