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2 RepliesWhere did Sally go after the explosion? [spoiler]everywhere[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMore people..really?...who does jesus think he is the taken king?
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7 RepliesHow do you make a baby stop crying? You hit it with a brick
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10 RepliesReal answer[spoiler]its a shame, because it fits 6[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA man walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says, "Six shots." The bartender says, "Wow, what's the occasion?" Man says, "First blow job." Bartender says, "Alright, man. Well, here's a seventh on me." "Thanks", the man says, "but it won't get the taste of dick out of my mouth."
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1 ReplyDesign8 driver?
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1 ReplyWhy do black people eat tootsie rolls witha fork? [spoiler]so they don't bite their fingers off[/spoiler] What's the scariest thing about a white guy in jail? [spoiler]you know he did it [/spoiler] What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? [spoiler]i take my boots off to jump on a trampoline [/spoiler] I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox. I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard. What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? [spoiler]a Mercedes will easily reach 40.[/spoiler] There are too many good Princess jokes so imma just stop...
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3 RepliesWhat's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? [spoiler]killing their parents first[/spoiler] A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies [spoiler]he then goes home and kills himself[/spoiler]
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Best thread I've read in a long while How do you know Princess Diana had dandruff? [spoiler]they found her head and shoulder in the glove compartment [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou weren't in it?
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3 RepliesMy bad. I yelled "trust fall" from the bottom of the cliff.
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9 RepliesHow do you fit four gay guys on a stool? [spoiler]You flip the stool upside down.[/spoiler]
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1 Replyyolk thos nuts our leader ⛳️
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1 ReplyI don't get it
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1 ReplyYour have my condolences.
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1 ReplyWhats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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2 RepliesCadillac can't turn worth a shit so not recommended for cliff roads
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Why would you put a baby feet first into a blender? [spoiler]to see it's facial expressions[/spoiler]
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What's really sad was that there weren't more black people in the Cadillac. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyKids in Africa could be eating that Cadillac right now
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5 RepliesThe drugs, money, and weed in the back.
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1 ReplyThe white girl they had tied up in the trunk.
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1 ReplyThere wasn't five in it?
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12 RepliesCadillacs are shit, so, good point.
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16 Replies[quote]They were my friends[/quote] The car was stolen ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
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[b]KEEP CALM[/b] [b]AND PRAISE[/b] [b]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/b]