You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, The Last Word. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. The Last Word. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From The Last Word.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's The Last Word.) Lurking in the shadows Crucible superstar The Last Word. Living in the woods, (The Last Word.) Killing for sport, (The Last Word) Teabagging all the bodies Actual, cannibal The Last Word. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, The Last Word. Sharpening an ax, (The Last Word) But he doesn't hear you enter, (The Last Word.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar The Last Word. Fighting for your life with The Last Word, Wrestling a knife from The Last Word, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from The Last Word. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten The Last Word.