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Worst,funniest or best pickup lines you have heard?
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1 ReplyHey, do you know there are 20 letters in alphabet? Oh wait... I missed U R A Q T... Oh there's still... Never mind. I'll give you the D later.
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Handed a phone and asked to "fill in this form" It was an add contact thingy
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5 RepliesYou can call me Nemo, because I'm not afraid to touch the butt
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R u a parking ticket? Cos u got fine written all over u
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2 Replies[quote]SWIGGITY ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(＿) Swooty ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ( Ｕ つ ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂_へ つ (＿)｜ 彡 (＿) Coming ∧_∧ ( -_- )っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂( -＿ - ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / Booty! ／ ＼ | 。 。 | ＼ ___ (•_•) <) )╯ When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA / \" (•_•) <) )- if yo age is / \ (•_•) /( (> not on the clock / \ Get (•_•)/ <) ) ready for my cock / \ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER BITCH (•_•) <) )╯because bitch I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＿ ＼( •_•) 2 < ⌒ヽ F / へ＼ A / / ＼＼ B ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ 4 / / Y / /| O ( (ヽ U | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ[/quote]
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You wanna bone? Guaranteed to work everytime!
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I'd jerk off your dad just to see where you come from
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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"No wonder why the sky is so grey today, because your eyes have all the blue "
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The -blam!- train has no brakes -MsHeartAttack
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Is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants
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Are you an angel? Because I've always wanted to bone an angel
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Is your dad retarded? [spoiler]because you're special[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAre you an Angel? Cause I am allergic to feathers(projectile vomits) [spoiler]the reference[/spoiler]
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Ted Mosby, architect.
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"Are those pants purple? Cause your ass is looking legendary to me" I saw this destiny joke somewhere and it stuck with me.
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1 ReplyDoes this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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2 RepliesAre you a farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. Lets play Barbie. Ill be ken and you can be the box I come in.
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1 ReplyDo you work at little Caesar's? Because you're making me hot n ready.
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1 Replysup sugartits
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8 Replies[spoiler]Roses are red[/spoiler] [spoiler]Violets are blue[/spoiler] [spoiler]I have a gun[/spoiler] [spoiler]Get in the f*cking van[/spoiler]
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Do you like Microsoft? Because I'm ready to Xbone
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2 RepliesEdited by Straight Fish: 8/10/2015 11:55:41 AMThis one is in Spanish, sorry everyone. Las Rosas son Rojas y el viento las mueve Tu seras el seis y yo sere el nueve
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4 RepliesI spilled skittles down my pants want to taste the rainbow. If I was a traffic light then I would turn red just so I can look at you longer. Girl falls down * pull her up * did you scrape your knees falling for me ? (Always put a smile on her face) other than that one incident I uhh got slapped :( If I was an astronaut my first trip would be to Uranus Is there 50 states *yes* not until I take a trip to Virgina Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see? Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs do exist right? There's 22 letters in the alphabet? No* well I must've missed U R A Q T If I were to rearrange the letters in the alphabet then I would put U and I together. If I was a camera, I would picture the two of us together forever
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1 Reply> Send good morning text to crush > ask if any one has ever told her how beautiful she is > seemed like a good idea > she says no > procedes to spill heart to love of my life > Awe thanks Rt if u cri Rt if u know the feel
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Get in the van
