So hey Guardians my name is wish bone I'm here to talk to you about how Bungie fvcked up So I'm sure you all heard about how Bungie fvcked up by now. Truth is most of the patch was healthy. But truth is also, in my opinion, some of these nerfs were totally unnecessary. And my opinion is of course the correct one. So let's talk about how Bungie fvcked up. Shake things up a little. 1- Ice Breaker: IB has three problems. First it had/has the same initials as Iron Banner so people often got it confused with Thorn. Second it will now have an 8 second charge time. As if 5 seconds wasn't enough to slow a Fireteam down... Third it's charge time was increased by a whopping 3 seconds. This will surely slow fireteams down therefore artificially extending playtime. Fourth, it takes 8 seconds to make and eat a sandwich: 2- Hawkmoon: Well I can't really speak on if this needed a nerf or not but what I know is that 2.0 is stripping it of its exotic status. I also know that it has the... Second? Third? Largest bandwagon in Destiny. But really- Hawkmoon was hella op and everyone used it in Crucible. Cheapest shit ever. Out of all three exotic hand cannons it was the only one that was completely unfair! ***jimmy interrupts*** Uh mr wish bone I think ur talkin bout *censored* and the *censored* *censored*. I- [gunshots] ***jimmy stops interrupting*** anyways what I was saying. So maybe Hawkmoon did need a nerf- again I couldn't say for sure. I'm an... Xboner. But what I know is that there were better ways to adjust it rather than strip it off its identity. How about for example increasing the mag size to 15........ ***speaking to bungie*** WB: Yeah yo Deej it's me wish bone again n I think I just figured out how to "nerf" our op hand cannon! Cosmo: sick bru what is it WB: Simple rly. We give Hawkmoon 15 in the mag- at ground level it seems like a nerf. But really it's an increase in total damage. Cosmo: Dude sick idea now Thorn will be even more op. WB: wtf bru I said Hawkmoon. Cosmo: yeah I know I just stole that idea and converted it into stackable Mark of the Devourers. WV: oh ok cool ***end transmission*** ... Ok I guess that brings me to my last fvcking point. 3- Fusion- ***Bungiesus interrupts*** Bungiesus: yo my bone mind if I take a look at that script? WB: oh I think I'll just read- Bungiesus (looking at script): what the FVCK are those?! Werent those scrapped in the alpha?! WB: no I think you scrapped them in the last patch and you're planning on scrapping the scraps this time. ***end transmission*** Please kill me now. Edut: fixed some tipos