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6/22/2004 2:59:48 AM
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Phone Calls
ring.....
ring....
me: Bueno!
person: Yes, may i speak to matthew klure?
me: NO, is thins a sales call?
person: (very meek voice) yes
me: please don't call here.
Click.
discuss.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Excommunicado You: Hello? Tele:Hi! Im selling... Y: Hold on a sec. To the side: Hey Bob, just put the body in the truck! Bob: Which one? The one with the stolen crack and the barrels of cyanide or the one with all those Ak-47's? You: Ummmm... Try both. If theres no room in either, you can just use the trebuche... By that time the telemarketer should have hung up. [/quote] That is funny, have you even heard some of those reverse prank calls? There is a guy who waits to get a sales call, has the recorder ready and then does this kind of stuff to them. One was soo bad that the agency hung up on him and called the cops out to his house, then he had to explain there WAS no body... lol. careful. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin B Go [url=http://maddox.xmission.com/junk_the_junk.html]here.[/url][/quote] I have heard of that before, but who cares enough to collect the junk mail for that... I don't. I recycle! [Edited on 6/22/2004 7:12:11 AM]
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Go [url=http://maddox.xmission.com/junk_the_junk.html]here.[/url]
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There's some sites that tell you what to do whenever a telemarketor calls. Some of the things are hilarious. I'm going to go find one.
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try selling the telemarketer stuff its great
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You: Hello? Tele:Hi! Im selling... Y: Hold on a sec. To the side: Hey Bob, just put the body in the truck! Bob: Which one? The one with the stolen crack and the barrels of cyanide or the one with all those Ak-47's? You: Ummmm... Try both. If theres no room in either, you can just use the trebuche... By that time the telemarketer should have hung up.
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man u bumped this string way up
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I tell them to eat s.hit. j/k
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shishka Heh, I once got a call for tickets to Las Vegas, and I refused to buy them unless the girl trying to sell them would come with. I didn't go to Vegas. ;)[/quote] That was me, I am cursed with a high voice...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shishka Heh, I once got a call for tickets to Las Vegas, and I refused to buy them unless the girl trying to sell them would come with. I didn't go to Vegas. ;)[/quote] :D is all i gotta say to that.
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Heh, I once got a call for tickets to Las Vegas, and I refused to buy them unless the girl trying to sell them would come with. I didn't go to Vegas. ;)
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try to sell them somthing *ring* me; hello them; im calling to... me;i like to tell you about this revolutionary new product them; sir i really dont... me;nonscense and if you act now you also get... and just see how long you can drag it out
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Here is one my friend told me: Ring Ring Me:Hello? Sales:Hello, my name is Bob....... blah blah blah Me:Excuse me, I am eating dinner right now, can I have your home phone number so I can call you back later? Sales:I'm sorry, I can't do that Me:Why, you don't like it when people call you during dinner? Sales:Yes (or No, it doesn't matter) Me:NOW YOU KNOW HOW I BLAM'IN FEEL!!!! Click.....
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HA!, i just got another sales call..... if it wern't for the whole litte sister thing it would be screened calls all the way.
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6 girls, i would go insane with 5 sisters
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wow, big families. until the divorce it was just me and my younger bro. then my mom remarried and we aquired a step sister, age 13 now i get to add another sister, yay! My wife has 5 sisters and a step brother. crazy.
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4 brothers 2 sisters 1 stepbrother 1 step sister ...I'm the third youngest
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The best is when you start asking them questions, such as... "What's your name?" "Where do you live?" "How old are you?" "How much do you get paid?" "What do you do with the money?" "Do you have an imaginary friend?" "What's his name?" and so on... if they refuse to answer a question, "You sure aren't very friendly; I don't believe I want to talk to you anymore." (hangs up)
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I have five brother's and sisters!
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ty, I will now have a little sister to spoil to death, and she will only live about 5 miles from me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] klurejr I would do the pizza thing, except My step mom is pregnant and the due date was today, waiting for that phone call that says come to the hospital, you baby sister is coming![/quote] congradulations, to you and your whole family
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One time I was at my friend's house and a telemarketer called and asked for "Kyle's" mom. (Whos name is Karen). She asked "Is Cabin there?" (She had an accent). I answered back, no no cabin's here, just shacks. Then she said "No! Cabin..." I saw, "Oh! Karen!, why didn't you say so?" Then I put the phone close to my mouth and yell "MAAAAHHHM!?!" Then I act like I give the phone to someone elese, who is me. I start up a conversation about life and her name and we actually got far into the conversation.
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One time I just said in a really friendly tone, "Hold on, I think I have an idea. Ok, lets play the quiet game, I bet you I can win!" "but wait...." Interupts "3...2....1...go" "Sir, I don't have time for this" "Then I dont' have time for you" "Fine, I'll play." "I won't, that's such a -blam!- ass game. What kind of loser would want to play that? I'm not buying anything from you." "WTF" "Bye" click. Probably sounds dumb, but I was with friends, and it was pretty funny.
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I would do the pizza thing, except My step mom is pregnant and the due date was today, waiting for that phone call that says come to the hospital, you baby sister is coming!
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I'm only 15 and some telemarketer called when my family was gone. So they asked for one of my parents. I said, "No, this is the neighbor speaking. I'm currently having an affair with his wife now, so call back later. " Once I said "No, this is the neighbor speaking. I'm robbing their house now, so call back later." If you want to get back at them good, say, hang on one minute, I have to get the pizza out of the oven before it burns. Set the phone on the table, and come back about a half hour later. It must be really annoying for them.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jharbst I love going off on made up "personal" stories. I'll talk about "my' experiences in Vietnam(I'm 17 :p) and just won't let them talk. It's amazing how many of those idiots will stay on the line while you talk.[/quote] I'll have to do that next time. Relate every word they say with some past experiance (that doesn't really exist)
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They want to sell you something. They'll listen to any bull you tell them if they think it means you might have a chance at buying something.
