The real story behind the gun Xur didn't sell. Deej - "I'm sick of the Gjallarhorn complaints! Everyone is quitting if they don't have it since no one plays with them and the ones who do have it are assholes in recruiting on LFG. How can we fix this?!" Luke Smith - "sell it for 20 dollars?" DeeJ - "throws disappointment at the asshat." Luke - " I deserve that...." Cozmo - "well we could have Xur sell it. This why everyone has fun and enjoys the awesome power of the ballerhorn." DeeJ - "I like it. Prep Xur and the admins! The forums are going to be ablaze this weekend!" A voice from the back interjects just before the red bull bubbley is popped (brought to you by 7-11 and Red Bull, Red Bull it gives you wings.) "We could Nerf it.." DeeJ - "what?" Mysterious voice "if we nerf it then it will be no big deal. The weapon of course I am speaking of. All of the smug LFG players on fight the handsome prison boss if you have one. They deserve punishment for their hate!" DeeJ - "that might work. Take it away from Xur." Random employee - "but what should we-" Mysterious voice "you heard the man! Remove that disgusting weapon!" DeeJ - "that was a great idea! You sure you don't want my job?" He says as he pops the Red Bull bubbley. (brought to you by 7-11 and Red Bull. Red Bull: it gives you wings.) "I did but you picked this Cozmo character over me! I mean I'm the freaking Kell of Kells! I mean..uhhh... Cough cough....I'm not Skolas." This has been a Cheese Sando original brought to you by 7-11 and Red Bull. Red Bull: it gives you wings.