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7/17/2015 8:16:30 PM
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The reason why Xur sold no weapon.
The real story behind the gun Xur didn't sell.
Deej - "I'm sick of the Gjallarhorn complaints! Everyone is quitting if they don't have it since no one plays with them and the ones who do have it are assholes in recruiting on LFG. How can we fix this?!"
Luke Smith - "sell it for 20 dollars?"
DeeJ - "throws disappointment at the asshat."
Luke - " I deserve that...."
Cozmo - "well we could have Xur sell it. This why everyone has fun and enjoys the awesome power of the ballerhorn."
DeeJ - "I like it. Prep Xur and the admins! The forums are going to be ablaze this weekend!"
A voice from the back interjects just before the red bull bubbley is popped (brought to you by 7-11 and Red Bull, Red Bull it gives you wings.)
"We could Nerf it.."
DeeJ - "what?"
Mysterious voice "if we nerf it then it will be no big deal. The weapon of course I am speaking of. All of the smug LFG players on fight the handsome prison boss if you have one. They deserve punishment for their hate!"
DeeJ - "that might work. Take it away from Xur."
Random employee - "but what should we-"
Mysterious voice "you heard the man! Remove that disgusting weapon!"
DeeJ - "that was a great idea! You sure you don't want my job?" He says as he pops the Red Bull bubbley. (brought to you by 7-11 and Red Bull. Red Bull: it gives you wings.)
"I did but you picked this Cozmo character over me! I mean I'm the freaking Kell of Kells! I mean..uhhh... Cough cough....I'm not Skolas."
This has been a Cheese Sando original brought to you by 7-11 and Red Bull. Red Bull: it gives you wings.
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesIk this is a joke but [quote]I got some proof pointing towards gally was indeed photoshopped in. http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=bda8a5dfe86fbc57cf8cbd7b9297af4cca232612.25052 This first link is the German photo being broken down by ELA. Notice how the exotic squares are all purple. http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=67d319b793b4666bf3f8cf690ea0cd64a8fd52e1.245039 This next link is a non photoshopped version of xurs inventory from a couple months ago. Notice the difference between the exotic box colors? http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=f4c8f69f60f559e5ed98792c9c3771bd87097ddd.70944 And this last link is a clearly photoshopped picture of xurs inventory selling all sunbreakers. Notice the similarities between the sunbreakers and the German photo? Both are all purple squares unlike the non photoshopped version of xurs inventory. I have to give a shout out to SloppyJoeGilly2 for the first photo! Thank you Edit1: shout out to ottis123 for more evidence that xur did not sell gally! Edit2: if you doubt the second photo is real then look up xurs inventory March 20 and that's all the items plus here's a link http://www.polygon.com/2015/3/20/8262569/destiny-what-is-xur-selling-mar-20-22 Edit3: more proof http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=009d54e2eda021acbf5b92b63c223850ad58c550.138578#SimilarSearch http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=e99c251091e0b9c32047e3cf1c08248e9967372a.2482027 Compare the two and it's better photoshopped but not exact[/quote]
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1 ReplyBut where did xur go???
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1 ReplyI heard they removed the ghorn and it was supposed to be at xur this week lol
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3 RepliesI don't know why but I really want some Red Bull now *throws wallet at TV then at the fridge*
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2 RepliesI don't think Deej or cozmo have any input on what Xur is going to sell at all.
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4 RepliesMysterious voice = the nine
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Haha!
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That was good.
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Hahaha bump!
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2 RepliesNa he sold no gun to shift the attention from the 2.0 weapon updates. It's a classic government move.
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Bum bump bump bump and bump.
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4 RepliesThis deserves every bump ever
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3 RepliesI think you might want to add a little more product placement though
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1 ReplyTake my bump and cherish it... Just like I cherish my daily Red Bull®©™. Red Bull™®®: It gives you wings.
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Good. I like this.
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1 ReplyXURGATE https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/139431913/0/0
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1 ReplyIt all makes sense now.
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1 ReplyThe moral of this post was to drink red bull.
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3 RepliesEdited by Redlinesi10: 7/17/2015 9:07:57 PMCorrection. The mysterious voice is actually the corporate greed of activision
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1 ReplyRed Bull doesnt use that anymore. They were sued successfully for it. Look it up! Wings were clipped!
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This lol.
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