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Edited by Gavrael:
7/16/2015 8:16:13 PM
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My wife is pregnant; what's the best roll for a new baby?
What perks should I be looking for in a roll for a new baby?
PvE and PvP both.
Edit:
So far I'm liking the "extended magazine in the middle" branch, and no Wolfpack rounds for diaper changes. 200 replies, w00t! (<-- God I'm old)
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#Destiny
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8 RepliesJust make sure that during labor you yell "One final push and victory is yours!"
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26 RepliesIf the baby and your shader don't match dismantle your wife
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As long as the baby doesn't come with Luck in the Chamber, you should be fine.
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Your baby is perfect the way it is. You don't need the gunsmith to reroll her/him. Just make sure you do the nightfall and level that baby all the way up!
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Upgrade damage Upgrade damage Mulligan
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Edited by Grand Poobah: 7/17/2015 4:03:55 PMMulligan and vacuum
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Well it used to be English but we've been severely nerfed over the last 50 years.
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1 ReplyHave fun with ur baby before Bungie nerfs it too.
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2 RepliesEdited by dogsheet_player: 7/16/2015 6:59:34 PMBlack. That way you can live off of his NBA/NFL contract money. Plus welfare is good for early game easy wins
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Go for a good balance of intellect discipline and strength
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6 RepliesIf it's a boy, luck in the chamber and hip fire, go for extended mag in the middle tree, and avoid small bore at all costs. If it's a girl... well there isn't a list of perks I could give that wouldn't make my wife kill me for saying it lol.
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If its a girl, perfect balance, she's gonna need some stability. If its a boy (yea, said over and over), tripod
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You might want to avoid Mulligan, wouldn't want your baby to return to your woman's magazine. I suggest to not go for Double down either, unless you wish to have another baby. The perfect ideal roll coming straight out of the package would be Hidden hand, for those pesky situations where no one can cook the baby turns into an expert chef. On the middle row you would want to get perfect balance, for the maximum amount of balanced nutrition. Now for the last and final perk I would highly suggest army of one, to highly guarantee that that's the only baby your woman can generate. Also, side note; don't upgrade damage, the baby might become destructive.
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Edited by Seraph: 7/16/2015 8:48:30 PMChatterwhite Shader Tripod Hammer Forged Solar Burn, because who doesn't like fire Intellect and strength build Or Super Black shader Has Tripod already built in Aggressive Ballistics Shot Package Battle Runner Pure strength build
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1 ReplyThings you don't want: Final Round (The last poop in the diaper deals double stinkage) Bad Luck In The Chamber (A random poop deals double stinkage) Feeding Frenzy (baby cries incessantly when hungry) Double Down (Occassionally, this wife will drop extra children on spawn) - OK, this is more of a roll on your wife...
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No: Exploding rounds Extended mag Aggressive ballistics Upgrade damage
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6 Repliesbabies cant be rerolled, if you dont get the right one you can only try and get one to drop again.
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Avoid spray and play and explosive rounds. Shot package could be good, just to keep the diapers nice and compact.
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Hidden hand is super helpful in making sure you can't -blam!- up too much and, this may sound controversial, but I feel Third Eye is worth it. Unflinching is a must.
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Watch out for reactive reload
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There's a perk called abortion
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White, blue eyes, brown hair, grows up to be just over 6 foot, dick big as -blam!-, and the personality of Tony stark
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Lmao I see it as, almost all missions in Destiny are about your ghost unlocking a door. Well the Doctor is your ghost unlocking the [i]door[/i] so you have to defend him until the baby comes out lol.
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Rangefinder + Plan C + Prototype Trueseeker, w/ Accurized Ballistics.
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Wolfpack must have perk. For one pregnancy you get like six or seven babies.
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1 ReplyThis thread made my day
