True story. Just to start I want to say I have nothing against Asians. Years ago when I was in H.S I kicked some Mongolian kids ass really bad I left his right eye more chink. He wanted to go around saying he won. I had a whole lot of witnesses that saw what happen. So I told his friends to tell him I said to tell people what really happen or else I'll -blam!- up his left eye up and make him look Japanese. Kid ended up transferring to the other HS in the town I was living in at the time. Poor kid.