WTF? All I want to do is play Control on the new HoW maps but ho-ho-ho nope.
I get that it was Iron Lagger (Banner) last week, but are we for real here? Is this what you guys can produce as a development company? My Fap-top could run things stronger, and Jehovah only knows how many viruses that thing has. It seems as though the new weekly things like ToO, Iron Banner, other HoW map features just lag.
AN ODE TO DESTINY:
Yellow bar here, Red Bar there, here a D/C there a D/C everywhere a D/C
Shotgun here; hitmarkers there
I am stuck in despair
All I want is for the game to be fair,
But alas my bullets only connect with the air.
I point blank him in the back, a guranteed attack
He does not die, I think WTF? Hacks?
I press select, and what do I see?
5 different red bars, a source of great misery.
It seems as though they have invincibility.
What can a man do, when a connection cannot get from me to you?
A company with profits of Belgiums GDP,
Only tries to screw you and me.
And what do they see?
Except opportunity to line their pockets with DLC.
So I sigh, and I cry
Maybe I should just go outside?
Because 120 Down and 20 up
Just isn't good enough?
And the icing on the cake, that makes me quite irate.
Is the ever so feared lag-dancer fate.
For you may aswell just bend over and wait.
All is vain.
DROP YOUR FIRE ASS POEMS BELOW GUARDIANS
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1 ReplyI wrote a few poems if your interested let me know i will post them.... Eminem - the way i'am (destiny edition) Eminem - with out me (destiny edition) Fresh Prince of Bel-air (destiny edition) JayZ 99 problems (not mine... but awesome - destiny edition) Twas the night before HOW's poem BadJuju poem Found Verdict poem Not so exotic poem Lighthouse elitist poem
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These 'poems' are meh
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2 RepliesFrom Earth to Mars Our ships fly by the stars We anticipate the map before the match starts I want to win so I can get some marks Then buy the same guns to turn into parts It's Shores of Time, and it's time to play It was a blast, but then our teammate captured A Final Round and Thorn, locking us down This joyful smile, now a frown And now I know why it's called Shores of Time Water, eternally flowing from these eyes of mine
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2 RepliesIs it just me, or did any one else read it really fast like a rap?
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Moms spaghetti
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The thorn is black It's also wack My last word is gold It makes the thorn fold I stand up bold During every match One there will be a patch And I will use the universal remote Send u scrubs home on a boat
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Eany meany minie mo, Spam my Thorn and down you go, Poisonous bullets full of hate, Killing scrubs just feels so great! Sorry, that's all I got.
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4 RepliesThis game be the one to drive a man insane, everyone is out of their brain, on the forums, only to complain, about thorn, the last word and not having a gjallarhorn or about how everybody seems to be torn, between the prices of the taken king because apparently we are getting ripped off of out of our rings and newcomers get all the same things for half of the price, exclusives, hell isnt bungie just so nice to entice, these kinderguardians to get them stuck in this games vice, its all hype, bungie needs to get off the crack pipe and stop charging extra for less, content i am unimpressed, guess i just needed to get this stress of my chest even though tomorrow i will get bored and get back online thinking damn this shits the best.