These two randoms (a guy and a 12ish year old bladedancer kid) and I were making our way through PoE 34 when all of a sudden, me and the other guy get taken down by a bunch of Hobgoblins. So we try not to panic as we tell the kid to use his super and stay alive. What happens instead? He charges right in slicing and dicing everything in his way.
Now normally this wouldn't seem like anything out of the ordinary to me, but for the fact that he spent a good 2 minutes laughing his ass off like a maniacal psychopath for the whole duration of his super, screaming "YES!!! YES!!! DIE, YOU WEAK LITTLE VERMIN!!! FEEL THE BLADE OF MY KNIFE AS IT SLICES YOU INTO OBLIVION!!!", followed by 20 seconds of the scariest motherf***ing cackle I've ever heard in my entire life.
His super runs out, all the Vex are dead, we go back into the PoE waiting room, and I ask him what the hell just happened. He said he had no clue what I was talking about. I literally described every detail in the previous situation to him as simply as possible, and yet he had no idea wtf I was talking about. I just assumed he was being a wiseass and let it go...
So we go into the next round and we get pinned behind cover. He activates his super, and charges right out of cover into the fray. Next thing I know, it's happening all over again. "RUN!!! RUN, YOU MAGGOTS!!! FLEE FROM MY ULTIMATE FURY BEFORE I BRING MY WRATH DOWN UPON YOUR SOFT AND SQUISHY LITTLE HEADS!!! Round ends, we go back inside. Honest to god, he still had no f***ing clue what I was talking about.
So yeah. Just another casual adventure on Destiny.
[b]Edit[/b]: Talked to him last night, we're gonna do Skolas this afternoon. Wish me luck lol
[b]Edit 2[/b]: We partied up for Skolas. All in all, it went pretty well. Only thing I noticed was a girl on the mic. Apparently she's his "sister" (guessing that's complete BS).
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I would have just left the game. Too much RP
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3 RepliesI [b][u]CAN[/u][/b] believe it's not butter... [spoiler]Didn't even crack a smile then[/spoiler] [spoiler]Must be a psycho[/spoiler] [spoiler]No dude, I'm not[/spoiler] [spoiler]Shut up you weakling[/spoiler] [spoiler]No, you shut up[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm gonna kill you![/spoiler] [spoiler]Quiet, someone will hear us[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou're fine as long as he isn't in to torturing small animals. Just keep your hand and fingers at s safe distance during the game....
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Sounds to me you've found a pre pubescent Rambo. The hatred seems strong with this one. Let the anger flow through you young one....
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Trolly troll is trolly.
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1 ReplyBetter there than in real life. Keep feeding that kid video games.
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Lol cackle
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Sounds like a hyper 12-13 year old to me, who likes to role play as the bringer of doom Nothing out of the ordinary in my opinion
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Sounds like he's fun to play with
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Lol, definately a true Guardian... I like this boy, tough as!
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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde ;)
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1 ReplyYou know he was messing with you, right?
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1 ReplyNot true i read this in snopes Dead giveaway hunter using his super to kill more than 1 vex
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cool story bro. no, really.
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7 RepliesSounds like you were playing with Doc/ O'Malley
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8 RepliesAnother reason I wish this game received an M rating. Too bad they cut so much content out it was enough to lower it to T.
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1 ReplyI wanna say it reminds me of Doc ftom red vs blue. Except he knows when he hoes insane lol
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Lol...his mother must be very proud
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his super lasted 2 minutes? even with encore, I don't think enemies spawn fast enough or close enough together to make it last 2 minutes in poe funny story though
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Maybe he intended it as a joke? Some sort of [i]Mad Max[/i] humor? You know, playing the maniac.
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Maybe he intended it as a joke? Some sort of [i]Mad Max[/i] humor? You know, playing the maniac.
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He's fooking with you dude.
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This is why I try to avoid kids in games. Smh
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8 RepliesYou got trolled by a 12 year old. And took the bait. git gut skrub
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16 RepliesWish this game had mature rating.
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7 RepliesMust've been Shesmynerd's son. [spoiler]*Prepares for the replies[/spoiler]