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Edited by an engram full of bees:
7/15/2015 9:58:13 PM
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Found a 12 year old psychopath when doing PoE...
These two randoms (a guy and a 12ish year old bladedancer kid) and I were making our way through PoE 34 when all of a sudden, me and the other guy get taken down by a bunch of Hobgoblins. So we try not to panic as we tell the kid to use his super and stay alive. What happens instead? He charges right in slicing and dicing everything in his way.
Now normally this wouldn't seem like anything out of the ordinary to me, but for the fact that he spent a good 2 minutes laughing his ass off like a maniacal psychopath for the whole duration of his super, screaming "YES!!! YES!!! DIE, YOU WEAK LITTLE VERMIN!!! FEEL THE BLADE OF MY KNIFE AS IT SLICES YOU INTO OBLIVION!!!", followed by 20 seconds of the scariest motherf***ing cackle I've ever heard in my entire life.
His super runs out, all the Vex are dead, we go back into the PoE waiting room, and I ask him what the hell just happened. He said he had no clue what I was talking about. I literally described every detail in the previous situation to him as simply as possible, and yet he had no idea wtf I was talking about. I just assumed he was being a wiseass and let it go...
So we go into the next round and we get pinned behind cover. He activates his super, and charges right out of cover into the fray. Next thing I know, it's happening all over again. "RUN!!! RUN, YOU MAGGOTS!!! FLEE FROM MY ULTIMATE FURY BEFORE I BRING MY WRATH DOWN UPON YOUR SOFT AND SQUISHY LITTLE HEADS!!! Round ends, we go back inside. Honest to god, he still had no f***ing clue what I was talking about.
So yeah. Just another casual adventure on Destiny.
[b]Edit[/b]: Talked to him last night, we're gonna do Skolas this afternoon. Wish me luck lol
[b]Edit 2[/b]: We partied up for Skolas. All in all, it went pretty well. Only thing I noticed was a girl on the mic. Apparently she's his "sister" (guessing that's complete BS).
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3 RepliesGood luck on skolas! Please record lol
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Lol, sounds Fun! Good luck
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lmao great story. thanks for the best laugh of the day
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1 ReplyYou got trolled brah
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was this kid's username beepbop?
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Holy sheet
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Also bump please
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Sounds like good quality people
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Sounds like he carried you.
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Hahahaha the guy is a genius xD
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Wow you being trolled by a 12 year old lol. Sounds funny as -blam!- tho lol
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76 RepliesEdited by Creatioux: 7/15/2015 3:27:35 AMPsychopaths don't laugh. Edit: Psychos don't feel. They do super dangerous things because they don't feel fear. This is also why they don't yawn when seeing others yawn or laugh when they do. They don't have that link with the rest of humanity. They don't have senses of humor. Do you even Dexter?
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Just like my sister :)
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Edited by GemCutter: 7/15/2015 6:06:08 PMYou're getting trolled bru. Do you remember being that age? I was a god damn suburban menace, me and my friend abused the shit out of everyone with prank calls, I'm actually embarrassed at some of the shit we said to people when we called them randomly out of the phone book at 3am, if we had online games then we would have done the same shit. We took every disgusting rotten thing in his fridge, mixed it all up in a huge bowl until it was just like two gallons of puke, and poured it down the huge slide at the park in the center of town. When the cops came we -blam!-ed with them and completely denied it, same thing, "no idea what you at taking about occifer" We were 11 or maybe 12 then.
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I'll be on this afternoon too and would love to witness this... Mind if I join you guys?
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Ask him if he sees dead people....
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2 RepliesPvE player here. I'm not a psychopath but I'll have to admit using the gunslingers throwing knife makes me smile and lol. So satisfying to get a crit kill recharge after crit kill recharge with them, lol.
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3 RepliesUpdate? Lol
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1 ReplyIf Brawler was on he was probably enjoying the near limitless power since Arc Blade is pretty useless without it If not and he actually did GOOD with vanilla Arc Blade he probably has the makings of a murderous surgeon [spoiler]10/10 wud play again[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesBringing psychos into battle is either going to get you killed or its going to dumbfound you how they are still alive. Usually the nuts somehow find a way to stay alive even when they aren't trying to.
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Kinda like the red dude on season 3 of Red Vs. Blue
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Mental health number one USA health need
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awsome
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3 RepliesYes this is bungie... We looked at your account to track down this psychopath you spoke of... We regret to inform you that you have never entered the prison of elders with a full fireteam, actually you've never been in a team. Use this information as you wish. [spoiler]:-P haha[/spoiler]
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I would have just left the game. Too much RP
