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Edited by an engram full of bees:
7/15/2015 9:58:13 PM
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Found a 12 year old psychopath when doing PoE...
These two randoms (a guy and a 12ish year old bladedancer kid) and I were making our way through PoE 34 when all of a sudden, me and the other guy get taken down by a bunch of Hobgoblins. So we try not to panic as we tell the kid to use his super and stay alive. What happens instead? He charges right in slicing and dicing everything in his way.
Now normally this wouldn't seem like anything out of the ordinary to me, but for the fact that he spent a good 2 minutes laughing his ass off like a maniacal psychopath for the whole duration of his super, screaming "YES!!! YES!!! DIE, YOU WEAK LITTLE VERMIN!!! FEEL THE BLADE OF MY KNIFE AS IT SLICES YOU INTO OBLIVION!!!", followed by 20 seconds of the scariest motherf***ing cackle I've ever heard in my entire life.
His super runs out, all the Vex are dead, we go back into the PoE waiting room, and I ask him what the hell just happened. He said he had no clue what I was talking about. I literally described every detail in the previous situation to him as simply as possible, and yet he had no idea wtf I was talking about. I just assumed he was being a wiseass and let it go...
So we go into the next round and we get pinned behind cover. He activates his super, and charges right out of cover into the fray. Next thing I know, it's happening all over again. "RUN!!! RUN, YOU MAGGOTS!!! FLEE FROM MY ULTIMATE FURY BEFORE I BRING MY WRATH DOWN UPON YOUR SOFT AND SQUISHY LITTLE HEADS!!! Round ends, we go back inside. Honest to god, he still had no f***ing clue what I was talking about.
So yeah. Just another casual adventure on Destiny.
[b]Edit[/b]: Talked to him last night, we're gonna do Skolas this afternoon. Wish me luck lol
[b]Edit 2[/b]: We partied up for Skolas. All in all, it went pretty well. Only thing I noticed was a girl on the mic. Apparently she's his "sister" (guessing that's complete BS).
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So... You are a psychopath and you are you are adjusting to disassociation?
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He's a Hunter Did you expect anything else?
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2 RepliesIt puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Necrobump
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Sounds like a pewdiepie cock sucker.
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1 ReplyBump.
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Krieg probably influenced him. Not good enough... [spoiler]NIPPLE SALADS![/spoiler]
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1 ReplySounds like a normal little squeaker wanting attention.
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Edited by titan4life: 8/3/2015 11:34:52 PMSounds like you met a Jekyll and Hyde character. Beware, thems the ones that you got to watch out for, and the quiet ones. And ones with no teeth.
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1 ReplyIt's simple make the game harder so kids don't play the game.
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Thats wierd did you report him?
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I would have reported him for like unhelpful or something that's wierd
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All the 12 year Olds from cod are officially on destiny.
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2 RepliesBut I thought all 12 year olds are potential psychopaths. Whenever I listen to them and all the incoherent retarded crap that flies out of their mouths, all I can really make out here and there is a hail Satan
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5 RepliesReminds me of O-mally (that's probably not how it's spelled) from Red Vs. Blue lol
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Sister? Nah... [spoiler]Just some random girl he's got chained in his room, that is suffering from stockholm syndrome. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesStrike him down
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Just pissed myself laughing at this.
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Geez, don't play rumble with him....
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Don't be a chicken , this kid is completely normal
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Glad the kid survived
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6 RepliesToday on; 'Shit that never happened'.
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One time a squeaker died during vog and he raged so hard that i muted him, but I could still hear him through the rest of the teams mics. Traumatized me forever.
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Sounds like the kid managed to add a little entertainment to POE.
