For me, after prom, she ditched me because "I wasn't mean enough"
Like wtf does that mean?!
What's your worst reason?
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Dumped him because he doesn't understand feelings that don't make his dick hard. Was the last time I dated a guy.
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Edited by I AM NOT BYF: 9/11/2015 3:35:49 AMI didn't want to hurt her ._. Women these days.
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( didn't happen to me but to a friend) She said she found a real man... He cheated on her a month later
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Wiped my finger in my butthole and put it in her nose. She yelled for her dad and let's just say I got away in one piece.
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Had sex with her mother
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I like to eat Slim Jims
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My girlfriend broke up with because I had a wife. Can you believe that shit
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It didn't feel like we were dating!?!?!?
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I don't get dumped I dump
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You love me to much [spoiler]lol wtf[/spoiler]
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Never had one before. Would like one though......
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Plot twist [spoiler]I was a trash can[/spoiler]
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Edited by Heart of Sand: 8/1/2015 6:52:46 AMThis reminds me. There was this couple in my freshman year of high school. Like, Hitler's perfect couple; blonde hair blue eyes the whole sha-bang. However, the girl was kinda religious, prayed every night and went to church on Sunday's. And the guy was super religious (I'm going to be a priest one day type) [u]super[/u] religious. He wanted to break up with her but didn't know how to do it kindly. Then it hit him... The perfect scapegoat[spoiler][b][i]Blame it on God[/i][/b][/spoiler] This guy used God as his reason to break up with her xD
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She was a lesbian.... Ouch....
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Never had a girlfriend so I never got dumped
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Forever single:,(
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This is how. My girlfriend just had all of her friends post on social media and her best friend text me that she was dead. I cried. Then an hour later I found out it was a joke to get me to stop texting her. She got dumped real quick. It's amazing what people will do when they don't want to be honest.
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Both girls I've dated were semi-insane. I'm staying away. No regrets
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She found someone "better". That someone "better" left her with a kid and a -blam!-ed life. She wanted to come back and begged for forgiveness. But I turned my back on her.
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Because "relationships are stressful" she has had two boyfriends before in a span of a month.
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I beat up her Dad for kicking his dog.
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Lol. Like I could ever get a girlfriend. Nice try OP.
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David The Grey
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Same, she said I wasn't enough of a "bad-boy". Whatevs brah. -
I yelled HOG RIDDAAAAZ! Whenever we did it doggy style
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I once dumped a guy because I asked him something an he said "Sure" ... Knowing I hate that word lol
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I dumped a girl cuz she smoked some of weed without asking. I was black out drunk and didn't even remember doing it the next morning