Hey I have 20 free codes and I would love to give some to you guys. Just tell me a funny joke and if I like it I will direct message you a code!
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7.silent hybrid
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#Destiny
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I like my women how I like my wine,7 years old and in the cellar
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What is a black persons vans. Sketchers
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F*&# you and your codes. Im not gonna be your funny monkey. Enjoy your garbage red bulls and your codes. Peace
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Don't run behind a car you'll get [spoiler]exhausted[/spoiler] Don't run In front of one either! You'll get [spoiler]tired[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesEdited by AYRES: 7/14/2015 12:11:36 AM[b]READ THIS FOR CODES[/b] Here's how you make your own red bull code. -Make sure the code is 8 digits -Use any combination of the numbers 4,7,3 and letters V,K,C,R -Only 2 of the above letters may be used in each code -6 numbers in each code -Enter the code on quest.redbull.com -If it doesn't work keep trying the code could already be used. -Make sure you use the specified numbers and letters
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What do you call a black man on the moon? [spoiler]an astronaut you freaking racist![/spoiler]
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Why did Susie fall off the swing? [spoiler]because she had no arms[/spoiler] Knock knock Who's there? [spoiler]not Susie [/spoiler]
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Why don't chickens wear underwear?[spoiler]because their pecker is on their face[/spoiler] Why are there no bears in Australia?[spoiler]because they aren't koalafied[/spoiler]
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My 4 year old told me a joke. Why didn't the fish have his seatbelt on. I don't know why didn't the fish have his seat belt on. Cause doesn't have any arms.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes
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You come up with a password for your account. You type in "mydick," then it shows a message saying "error, password not long enough
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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Yo momma's so fat she look like the traveler when she put on chatter white.
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What do you call an 80 yr old black man? Antique farm equipment.
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a man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. when he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "what do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
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I go hard in the paint
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Ya wanna no a joke I'm live in Ireland and we can't get the codes because there is no 711 lol
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Fuk the Thorn
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“I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me…. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.”
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Why do titans eye hurt? Because they cant blink
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So two minions walk into a bar. The first minion asks for H20. The second one asks for H2O too. Then the bartender gets them drinks and both of the minions get hydrogen peroxide because the bartender remembers he hates minions. The end
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a guy walks into a full bar...stands on a chair and says [i]i'll give $100 to anyone that can my horse laugh[/i]...all is quiet then a man raises his hand and says [i]i'll do it[/i]...he leans over and whispers into the horses ear and immediately it starts laughing and trotting around... before the horse owner can say a word the other guy says [i]if you double that $100 i bet you i can make your horse cry[/i]...the owner slams the $200 into the table... horse and the jokester go to the bathroom...moments later the horse comes out in tears..the owner freaked out says [i]what the hell did you do to my horse a$$hole!![/i] the jokester says.. [i]when i made your horse laugh i told him my d!ck was bigger than his....when we went into the bathroom i showed him[/i]
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My life
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A girl with no arms or legs is on a beach and says to a guy I've never been hugged before. So the guy hugged her. Another guy walks by and she says I've never been kissed before. So the guy kissed her. The third guy walks by and she said I've never been -blam!-ed before. So guy picks her up throws her in the water and says "now you're -blam!-ed!"
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3 RepliesWhat's the difference between acne and a catholic priest? [spoiler]acne doesn't cum on a 7 year old boys face[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm from the UK, no 711s here :([/spoiler]
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delete saved data destiny of a friend, previously the store in a pen drive