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4/1/2005 11:56:54 PM
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Weekly What's Update
Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.
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All the 10 year olds and younger need to get off this forum now, if you dont understand that the update was a joke then u r classifed as a 10 year old. SO -blam!- OFF, -blam!- OUT, AND GET A LIFE U -blam!- MORONS.
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hahahaha i thought the weekly update was the best yet and i really would love to see weaksuace added hahahahahahahah im a 17 in slayer and play matchmaking maybe once every two weeks if that.....even tho its not gonna happen id still like to see bungie send a message to the kids that just complain aout getting dominated that goes something like u should stay out of ranked games and play more training......
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That answer about the "weaksauce" feedback has to be some sort of april fools joke right?
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are you pulling my leg. banning all the crap players is insaine. level 50s dont play crappys anyway they play 40s and 50. not lvl 1 or 2
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::In Reply to SC Legend's post:: cmon man, lighten up, this was a great post and very funny. BUNGIE: nobody is pissed at you, just this one noob, SC "legend".. happy april fools day everyone! -Maycomb
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Oh my god that stuff is pure gold, I laughed my ass off reading it.
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isn't funny bungie, just fix the damn cheating and quit it with the jokes...
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Soooo..... are we ever gonna get a real update? This is blowing.
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this is all bull-blam!- ur not making a game or movie called pimps at see. nobosdys april fooled me today. pd that update was retarted, with NO INFORMATION WE WEANTED AND/OR NEEDED
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I think I'm going to cry... -This better be a frickin april fools joke! -That abc order stuff is crap! -People who were in the teens and will now be put in the 20's and thirtys won't ever play matchmaking again! -And i'm in the d's so i'll be a dang 4! (I think) I better see a new update today or i'm gonna just... just... run to my mom and cry because this is stupid you fat dummy... fattys!
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terrible, just terrible April Fool's Jokes ALL AROUND. Come on Bungie, lets be a little more believable. You had me going for a minute, until it just surpassed ridiculous and went straight to Ludicrous Speed. and PLEASE DEVELOP PIMPS AT SEA!! BEST IDEA EVER. Bungie sucks anyway, and everyone knows Halo is their cash cow. So why not create a bad ass game such as Pimps At Sea? Pirate pimps? HELL YES. Alas, it is just some lame joke. Also, I know this may not be the place, but the "eggs" with the announcer are just poorly thought out. I'd like to think, and have heard, that there are announcement eggs, but there are not. Nothing worthwhile anyway. Bungie could have made some sweet secrets in multiplayer, that could have been quite humorous too, but just like with Halo 2 all around, you rushed it and half-assed it and thus NO creativity is evident. For example, wheres the medal for killing somebody with a falling rock, or a falling canister?? Thats tough sheeeet man, and pretty flippin awesome... or would be. So anyway, not like anyone is reading this (feel free to Message me if you agree) with the terrible, poorly executed forums on this website. [b] PLEASE DEVELOP PIMPS AT SEA!! PLEASE DEVELOP PIMPS AT SEA!! PLEASE DEVELOP PIMPS AT SEA!! PLEASE DEVELOP PIMPS AT SEA!! PLEASE DEVELOP PIMPS AT SEA!! PLEASE DEVELOP PIMPS AT SEA!! [/b] good day
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You guys totally got me. I read those posts over and over. Some were sort of believable. But at the same time, you could have done so much better Frankie. I would have expected something more devestating, like: "Someone accidently deleted all the new maps, sorry guys." Anyway, they gave us an awesome update last time guys. And like they said before, the Weekly Update is a free service they provide us, along with the rest of the site for that matter. So don't crawl up their butt if they make one that doesn't meet your standards. At least they aren't letting the Bungie Princess post any more of them. Ok that was pretty low, sorry Bungie Princess.
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Hey, that one guy who knows all, frankie i believe, i was wondering something. Who decided on the music for halo 2? Was it a collaborated effort of people or did someone say, "this sounds good." Personally I think it would be cool to be able to play your favorite, uploaded music while playing xbox live halo 2. Or would that just slow down the connection and all that. I think it would be cool to have something like "send the pain below" by chevelle playing with an overlay of brutality from your tv. I work with recording systems and understand the intricacy of mixing and dubbing music over the action sounds. Just as long as you dont go the way of every other "hardcore" first person shooter and play the song "let the bodies hit the floor" while you play, thats so overrated.
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I think it was a great update because I like seeing all the people soo pissed off about it, it is funny. hahaha, ohh well, good stuff frankie
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ajemsuhgao [quote]and is the chiron story must have been fake that map suked and blood gulch wasnt even on the list and i know hang em high wouldnt get 1%. ya i tried to hump the person 25 times and that didnt work so im pretty sure everything today was craap [/quote] You're kidding me, right? Don't tell me you TRULY thought any of that was real...omg, some people can be so stupid.[/quote] Tell me about it, some of the morons in here amazes me.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA that was great bungie. you should really do the getting rid of noobs thing. that would be great. also, the rank thing was funny, that would be complete and utter chaos. i loved the part about replacing br with sword, that would get rid of the -BLAM- combo. great job on the prank tho, wish everyone would stop their -blam-in' (sorry if i posted twice the other post didn't show)
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[quote]and is the chiron story must have been fake that map suked and blood gulch wasnt even on the list and i know hang em high wouldnt get 1%. ya i tried to hump the person 25 times and that didnt work so im pretty sure everything today was craap [/quote] You're kidding me, right? Don't tell me you TRULY thought any of that was real...omg, some people can be so stupid.
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Holy -blam!- u -blam!- nerds ITS NOT LIKE ITS THE -blam!- END OF THE WORLD. Some of you need to get some -blam!- lives and take a -blam!- joke, o ya and GROW UP. Stop flaming its not like they said we arent coming out with the dlc now.
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I actually wanted a real update. Oh well, April Fools. It was stupid though, he could have at least made it funny.
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This is the -blam!-est thing bungie has ever done reseting the levels it took me a while and a lot of games to get to a 17 and when this thing happens i will be like level 5 and you guy may not care about ur level but i do
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HAHAHAHAHAHA omg that was freakin hilarious bungie! lol why does everyone have to try and spoil bungies forums? we all know it's an april fool's joke, so if you don't like it, just don't post anything! i would actually enjoy swords instead of br becuase that would get rid of the -BLAM- combo. also the rank thing would be hilariously funny. complete and utter chaos. i also enjoyed the getting rid of noobs thing. you should really do that!
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why did the update have to come out today of all days?????/ Speaking of which anyone downloaded the new maps yet?????
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ya, i know, i like Bungie ...so.
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Wow this is sorta lame
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you, stfu.
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Quit your -blam!-ing! blah blah blah, not funny, blah blah blah, bungie sucks. Whatever. Ok, Bungie made halo, halo 2, this site, and created the weekly update. Let them do whatever they want. Until you make your own award winning games, make you own site with your own weekly update, and not try to be creative on it, dont complain, ok?
