Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.
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although this update was a joke, i find it quite amusing and funny. but i have to admit something…Pimps At Sea sounds like it could be a good movie if it were real. no seriously
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I wish ball325 had a life, what do you guys think... ULTIMATE D3duced... today i got my account suspended, i havent played for a week... my mom took my xbox last week... what the eff... ok this makes no sense, im gone for a week and i get suspended... i must be such a mad hacker that even when i dont play i get suspended... cuz im so good... CHALLENGE ME I DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! account= d3duc3d... I WILL DEDUCE YOU! not seduce thats gross, unless your a girl, then maybe, but then again xbox livedating is disgusting and immoral... oh ya and frankie... ill own you... so... BRING I MANGO! oh ya and the new feedback idea... eventhough its totally fake, you should do it... noobz piss me off... i pwn em all the time... seriously... I WANT MY XBOX BACK MOM YOU B!@#!^@#^!@$ !@&^! ! !@!@#^ !@# !@#!@$ @%#$%^ ! ok im ok... but seriously parents are -blam!- for taking -blam!- away... gamer revolution? i say... message me d3dcuc3d for gamer revolution, if i ever get on since my parents are -blam!-...
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I'm LMFAO at all the noobs i the forums going WTF, WTF, WTF like they know what they are taking about or something, and i quote "Why would they bring back Chiron, I was hoping the would bring back Blood Gulch" LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow that Weekly update blows, Frankie should have to work outside at night completely nakes in the cold, with no lights and 2 huge fans blowing on him, and a faint but audible beeping noise that goes one non stop for weeks. Yeah, that would show him to not write an update as useless as this. What a waste of time and Money. I hope bungie doesnt pay you to come up with crap like that. All I wanted to do was read something interesting and go to bed but not Ill have to come back and look later this weekend.
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Sure it's a joke, but who doesn't wish standbyers would have their systems shut off for a year. Or mabye if their parents would pull their heads out of their asses and figure out they are playing a mature rated game they would take it away, and viola problem fixed. If you aren't old enough to have a beer while you play Halo 2 with your friends, how can you really enjoy it like its meant to be played?? I hate all of you whiny kids, and your parents too. You all should have been swallowed after oral copulation.
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alphabeticals not badd but those -blam!- cheaters will be -blam!- toast
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it would be cool to see the Fual Rod Cannon in Multiplayer. well maybe that weapon should be in just custom games. that would make everyone happy
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Hooray for Pimps At Sea... seriously though, you just pissed off 50,000 or more ppl... If i were you id be writing that real update right about now
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haha very funny
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The only thing worse than that weekly update is those out there who are too stupid to realise it was a joke. Frankie if you're going to post crap like that take a hint from Fable and make a public appology for wasting our time.
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Finally after a year of waiting, new info on Pimps at Sea, woot.
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O_O again let me stare O_O WHERE'S THE REAL UPDATE!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been waitin all week for this update, please let there be one that ISNT an April fools joke on Saturday April 2nd of this year 2005!!!
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No battle rifles except for in Lockout? Thats crazy talk!!!
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Is this supposd to be a April fool's joke? These changes you want to make are insane.
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oh man, how can anyone believe this? this is definitely an april fools joke! i mean look at that picture! it doesn't even look like mister chief! i think it's a photoshoped fake. how else could you get him to look so old. bungie you liars! ...now i just have to wait until [i]pimps at sea[/i] is released...
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That's so weirdos can call themselves L33tz0r3 H4CkZ0R3, or something else that somehow makes them feel "better" about th3ms3lv3s.
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argg this really pisses me off im not mad at bungie its just been a rough day and this really doesnt help
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OmniSage And...to everyone who says, "Hey Frankie nice one!"...wow, you're sucking up for NOTHING! Frankie doesn't read these posts you idiots. I can't believe people are writing about how this Update was funny...when it was sorely lame and unbelieveably stupid. So shut the hellll up with all of the "Oh that's funny!" IDIOTS[/quote] ....man. you must be [b]really[/b] cool.
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Ok, everyone disreguard my post from before. I simply hate April Fools Day, and it looks like I'm the fool.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OmniSage And...to everyone who says, "Hey Frankie nice one!"...wow, you're sucking up for NOTHING! Frankie doesn't read these posts you idiots. I can't believe people are writing about how this Update was funny...when it was sorely lame and unbelieveably stupid. So shut the hellll up with all of the "Oh that's funny!" IDIOTS[/quote] We dont care if frankie reads it. we're just saying its funny as hell. im readin this at midnight my time and so im kindof stupid right now. He really had me goin on that Swords only thing in Coag... I got all pissed for a sec. but hahaa it was so funny. And if any "Bungie Scum" duz read this then wow thats kewl. p.s. In Halo 3 Can you have Master Chief change his name to Jason.. haha that would rock.
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You know, if you hadn't gone soooooooo far overboard, you might have gotten a lot more people to believe you. It's funny though how so many people do actually believed the WWU. What's even funnier are the amount of posts of people saying how they hate the WWU yet every week, you can find them posting how much they hated this week's WWU over last weeks. How big of a turd do you have to be to post every week in a forum you claim to hate so much. Seems like they're still reading it to me. Oh, 11 pages long and not a single post from xSIV3Lx. Maybe he finally stopped playing Halo2 and crying about how he hates bungie. Yeah! Good fool guys.
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I personally am appauled by Bungie's move to eliminate those good combos from the game simply because noobs are whining about them. I am actually starting to see why many don't like Halo 2, Bungie wants to make it to where the noobs can match up against the elite players. They have elimated all need for skill in the game, besides tracking the targets, and have made it more pray and spray than true skill. I know I am not alone in this, and personally, they have even further ruined the Halo 2 experience. Thanks a bunch Bungie!!!
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man everyon does not hate them if they hated them so much y are they on this site if u dont like it get out and go wackoff somewhere
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I dont think it is fair to ban players because they missed a few shots and then somebody who thinks that there better then them reports them for it. They might just be having a off day. Also, if these "Elite" players don't want to listen to the other team, they don't have to. They can leave before the winers have anything to say or they can put their television on mute or they can mute the players voice. There is no reason to ban a player just because they didn't play as good as the other player
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frankie, i thought you were going to release some info on the warthog with the new F.E.C.A.L cannon - isn't this new vehicle supposed to be included with the new downloadable content? isn't this new weapon more of a wide area "splatter" cannon, rather than a more focused weapon like the gauss cannon?
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I think you guys should loosen up a bit. Although it is really friken annoying how i waited for a whats update and got shi*. You had me going until the battle rifle being taken of levels besides lockout. April fools.