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4/1/2005 11:56:54 PM
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Weekly What's Update

Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.

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  • Bungie better come up with some real info or else the media/fans/humans in general, are going to be really POed. Out of all the April fools today, this was the worst

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  • Bungie is a bunch of stupid retards. I've been looking forward to find out the exact date when that maps come out so I can look forward to that but....nevermind bungie sucks and there had better be a new weekly update soon

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  • IU am trying to enjoy the humor but I cannot I was really hoping for some more info. I bet tehy just did not want to give us any so did this. Oh well, I guess alls fair on April Fool's Day *sigh*

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  • [quote]How does your cheat fix address suspend modem cheaters? Simple. If they do it more than once (obviously a person could press that button once by accident so we give them a single pass) we will send an update to their Xbox BIOS rendering their system unusable for a period of up to one year.[/quote] Hilarious post! I think this last one kinda gave it away. April fools! I was expecting a real update but I have a sense of humour so it's cool. Even though some of Frankie's answers are rediculous, I can't stop laughing at how some ppl take em seriously! lol

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  • haha wtf i would say inside of bungie studios right now

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  • Frankie is probably sitting back just reading this thread, laughing his ass off at how some people are so stupid and actually believe the update.

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  • And the everyone celebrated with candy, tacos, and badly made pinats'. " This celebration is cantankerous," said the biggest of the three, "and furthermore, we shall obtain the wine and cookies from beneath the deck!" " Mmm...," said another, " turkey..." And everone but the Canadians and Turks lived happily ever after. The End! Where am I?

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  • What happens if i do bad in a game and every body hates me so they leave the new "weaksauce" feedback? will i get banned? because if i do then i am gonna call bungie and complain to them about that. people pay $50 a year and even though i just got xbox live this year it just ain't fair that people should get banned just because they are some of the worst players out there. this is discrimination against bad players. who cares if they are bad, i don't and why shouldn't they have the fun of getting to play on xbox live. oh yeah, and coming from you saying you could beat anyone i'll take you on in a snipers match on headlong, but you can't use that cheating button of yours. p.s: my gamertag is Titan Of Shadow just in case if you want to play me.

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  • wait is pimps at sea an actually movie or game or somthing lol that sounds retarted

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  • That was absolutely hilarious Frankie. I couldn't stop laughing whilst I was reading it. It's nice to see some humour once in a while- some of you guys really need to chill out. I mean when he mentioned the new feedback option for n00bs, you must have laughed at least slightly. I know it's not what any of us were actually hoping for, but just throwing tantrums isn't very mature or going to change the fact that this is whats been posted for today. Anyway, it's highly likely another one will be posted that will contain the serious answers. -Respect-

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  • haha this is fun i just click refresh every minute or so while i listen to music and there is another angry complaint haha this is basically wat they want for u to do complain its a joke supposed to be funny...ya i know its stupid and i know u want an update but come on its april fools

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  • I really enjoyed this weeks update, frankie. Quick, someone help me invent a new letter in the alphabet that comes after the letter 'z'. I'll be claiming weaksauce on all you *****.

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  • mmm i guess some of you really are that stupid.Some of you are actually questioning this post to see if its real.Man bungie you pissed off alot of people with this update lol.

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  • I can't believe I just read all of that. I was waiting for an update that was information :-\ not some -blam!- april fools joke :-\

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  • Yeah bungie YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

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  • Frankie your -blam!-. Why waste my time with all of this BS. Give us somthing real

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  • I fall for April Fools stuff quite too much. I may need help!

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  • You know what? I bet they spent more time making this FAKE update than the new maps.

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  • You know, I knew you guys would do something stupid for April 1st, but this is just ghetto 3rd grade stupid. I love Halo 2 and all. Love Halo in fact. I've got all 3 books, both games, the overpriced headset that didn't come with an adapter, and I am sick of playing Halo 2. I want to, but the only thing I will play is custom. There isn't a point to playing Matches really. Who really cares what level they are? Not me. And now that everyone is cheating the point is even less there. But now I can't play custom games because they are all the same. I'm waiting and waiting for new maps, dl content, anything to make it fun again. But what do I get for my troubles? Haha. April Fools. Whatever. Where is my update? I want information not some lame attempt at satrical humor. It wasn't even subtle. There were no attempts to make it realistic. If you are going to waste my time at least make it worth while. Can we just release the maps already? How about the glitch fixes? No? Then can I have a real freaking update please. For my troubles and loyalty?

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  • Haha. Nice joke Frankie. It took me until the alphabetical ranking answer to figure it out.

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  • the weaksauce idea sucks. i am ok but everyone is bad once in awhile... u can't ban ppl for being bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is hilarious! Nice April Fool's day joke, but please have a real update because in the last update we were promised more information on the Live Autoupdate.

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  • this is freaking homo-blam!-, it wasnt even funny i just want to hear more abotu new maps

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  • huh mango if thats like sombody else that sux he just got like 20,000 friend invites

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  • "Sorry for bugging again but new problem. I have experienced in team play lately jackasses intentionally killing them selves to bring down the team score. We recently lost 50 to 49 with a guy who just kept blowing himself up with grenades and laughing about how mad it was making us. We don't get the option to eject him because he didn't betray. Is it possible to add in an eject for players who go below minus three. Thank goodness he didn't know about the guardians glitch although I have never tested it in a ranked game. Should it work there as well that would really suck for guys who are just looking for a straight TS matchup. " No, what they should add is something like in SOCOM, where if its a team effort, the team should be able to vote on removal, having to get all memebers in a TS or TSk, or 5-6 players in BTB, that way, the team knows what they're doing..... Also, I agree with TMel72, all 100% of it. If Bungie wasnt so focused on the storyline a little more, or the live testing, rather than the graphics engines, Halo 2 would have been a lot better.

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  • Some one of might need to read a little harder....Coag and headlong getting rid of br, to be replace of the newbstick....HAHAHAHAHAHAH You guys are idiots ITs a big joke sorry a big NOT funny joke

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