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4/1/2005 11:56:54 PM
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Weekly What's Update

Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today, we thought we'd provide our usual island of calm logic, answers to pressing questions and solutions to difficult problems. We also address some big rumors.

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  • Some one of might need to read a little harder....Coag and headlong getting rid of br, to be replace of the newbstick....HAHAHAHAHAHAH You guys are idiots ITs a big joke sorry a big NOT funny joke

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  • and is the chiron story must have been fake that map suked and blood gulch wasnt even on the list and i know hang em high wouldnt get 1%. ya i tried to hump the person 25 times and that didnt work so im pretty sure everything today was craap hmm im sad ;( OH NO im gunna get banned for being a cry baby

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  • i seriosuly didnt think that some poeple could be so stupid. How are there still people on here complaining about no BR and noobs being banned. I just didnt realize how -blam!-EING stupid some people are. WOW U NOOBS

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  • Aight, So is any of that stuff true or Not..im Confused...I was gonna b ragin about the battlie rifle thing..is any of it at all true??

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  • Funnier than hell. But since it is an April Fool's joke, I seriously doubt it will stay on more than 24 hours. I can almost guarantee Bungie will be coming out with the real What's updates tomorrow... And the picture of MC wasn't that funny this week... [i]Pimps at Sea[/i] lol.... I thought it was fake from the Battle Rifles only in Lockout and Coagulation and Waterworks being filled with only swords... I didn't read the whole thing on Pimps at Sea, because I thought it was stupid, but the level set to alphabetical order got me...

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  • I actually believed this one but Im glad its april fools

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  • 1st post!!

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  • Argh... real info mation please I refreshed like every 5 minutes today in the hopes for some real updates, and then this. There'd better be a real update tomorrow... >:(

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  • i dont know where to find the regular post button so i just replied to this but ya its april fools just look wat he said and its not fair u guys are probably going to post the real one tomorrow when i have to do (some sort of blam put ur own in) and cant get to a computer but i thought weaksauce was funny and the alphabetical cuz mine starts with an A

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  • I just received a pirated copy of Pimps at Sea, what an amazing game. The brilliantly crafted characters, including Lola the Cabana Dancer, are absolutely amazing. I truly hope that this game, an utterly amazing work of art, will be coming out in the near months. I want to be a hard-core ale swigging swashbuckler and pimp my -blam!-s like the rest. Good. Get rid of the damn battle rifle and as for whiney little -blam!- players, kick their asses.

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  • who thisnk that that weekly update is an april fools joke? replacing all of the stat rank by alphabetizing, swords not battle riffles, AI take over. i mean really.

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  • Don't you guys thinks its a little harsh to ban players just because they suck and start crying. I mean I have my good day when I'm the top player in the match and no one came close to the kills that I got or medals but I also have my days when I do bad not the worst in the team but pretty bad. I honestly feel people who think that they are better than others will abuse this feedback "Weaksuace" and start sending it just because they lost a match and they will blame it on someone. Just like cheaters cheat becuase they don't care.

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  • it also stinks majorly that the battle rifle is being down-sized and the already horribly large maps, headlong and coagulation, are being reduced to close-combat ranged sword on such a big map... can u say "banshee and other vehicles will rule!"?

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  • Well, that was a nice APRIL FOOLS weekly whats up date. I really don't belive any of it.

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  • Have you guys ever thought that this is April Fools day and that the stuff he is telling could be a joke. Somethings just don't add up in this update and it is leaving me quite confused. Damn you Franki, I will now have to get drunk to forgot this ordeal. Nice Avatar though. PS: Pray for the Pope

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  • so about the "Weaksauce" feedback, are you people at bungie really saying that if a player is n00b-like, he/she will get banned? that is unfair for poor, unsuspecting n00bs

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  • ya i think you should just start people at like level 15 and if they suck they will drop if they dont they will stay or go up.

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  • ya i think you should just start people at like level 15 and if they suck they will drop if they dont they will stay or go up.

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  • This is why I hate April 1 - people feel the need to post lame crap instead of giving out real information. The 'Weaksauce' thing was kinda funny, tho.

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  • Sorry for bugging again but new problem. I have experienced in team play lately jackasses intentionally killing them selves to bring down the team score. We recently lost 50 to 49 with a guy who just kept blowing himself up with grenades and laughing about how mad it was making us. We don't get the option to eject him because he didn't betray. Is it possible to add in an eject for players who go below minus three. Thank goodness he didn't know about the guardians glitch although I have never tested it in a ranked game. Should it work there as well that would really suck for guys who are just looking for a straight TS matchup.

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  • It's good to see that rather than actually giving us new information, you stuck with the bi-weekly quota of relevant information and instead chose to feed us a bunch of crap. The "update" was enjoyable to read for about 30 seconds. Then I remembered why I have essentially stopped playing Halo 2, and tried my best to remember why I still read the updates. Shifting my passion for Halo 2 to City of Heroes was the best thing I could have done. Apparently they have this crazy system where they add new things to the game and actually provide new material and challenges for their users. I think they call these additions of new material "updates". I think one time Bungie considered giving us updates, but then they chose to stockpile anything they might want to add and save it up for months after they were needed. Why give new things to us in doses when you could simply have many users leave the game from frustration, then reward your few sad and pathetic fanboys with 9 new maps at once. It's nice that after we all dedicate ourselves to Bungie and it's products, the response is us getting squeezed for every dollar we can afford to give. At least it is good to know that Bungie finally got around to fixing the glitches that they couldn't get right when they originally made the game. And it will only cost us another $20! So $170 for the green HALO edition XBox, $30 a piece for the 3 extra controllers, $60 for all of the Cat 5 and other networking goodies I purchased so I could link up, $55 for the Collectors Edition of the game, $35 for the replacement headset after i threw the first one against the wall in frustration after putting up with all of the cheating and glitches that Bungie couldn't fix because they wanted to make sure they reached the 11/9 date that was already tattooed on someone's skin -> all of that is now sitting in my drawer collecting dust. All of that can be replaced by an old N64, 4 controllers, food, drinks and friends and two games called "Perfect Dark" and "Goldeneye". Perfect Dark apparently incorporated this thing called "bots". Pretty cutting edge, I know. I suppose that might get thrown in Halo 3, but it might cost extra money. Why should we only pay $50 for a game that has technology that came out in 2000? Oh and apparently it's challenging to program complex things like walls and make sure things don't pass through them. Every level should be outside in the desert. Last I heard, flags don't bounce too high on sand. All of this, and this doesn't describe one tenth of my problems with Halo 2. For the longest time, I thought all of my friends were crazy, and I defended the sequel with every breath. Now, not because of things I have read, or because of what other people have told me, but rather through my own experiences, I have come to realize how much Halo 2 sucks. But then again, how much can you expect from a company that doesn't rely on a monthly fee for their profit. Once the product is in our hands, it doesn't matter how much it sucks. $20 for recycled maps to make up for the crap maps you gave us (not that I don't love turrets in a small level like Foundation, especially when you only have 6 people playing!) and to fix the glitches you should have gotten right the first time? Not from me. Although I'm sure people will anyway, don't bother responding to this and expecting a response, because going to bungie.net isn't something I'm planning on doing a whole lot in the future. and please, don't tell me if I don't like it that I should stop playing. Because I have. Until I went on a little while ago hoping that Halo 2 wasn't so bad and it was all a terrible dream, I hadn't been on LIVE for a month. Considering I played practically every day up until then, that was really something. I don't plan on reguarly returning either.

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  • Well, I certainly am an M, so what, im like level 15? wow, not much changed there =P. No, seriously, if this is an Aprils Fools Joke, not liek we didnt see it coming, but if it isn't, god speed Bungie Boys

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  • yes, right along with the monster AI robots of doom

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  • That wasn't even funny..and never is. where's the real update?

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  • im really pissed off. you better bring out a proper update cos iv been waiting for that all week. april fools my ass. oh an p.s that came out at gone five in the uk, so that means ...FRAKIE.... YOU A FOOL!

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