[i]This just in, it has recently been discovered that Sparrows are NOT, in fact, powered with plasma drives. Numerous and rigorous testing has led us to believe each Guardian has customized their Sparrows to the extent that they outfitted them with their own power sources. More information on this matter coming soon.[/i]
Sparrows, you use 'em, you drive 'em, you race 'em, you rig 'em, but what and how is such instant fast travel made possible? What do you use to power your Sparrows?
[b]Edit:[/b] Over 50 comments, whoa. Totally worth a constantly beeping iPad, yo.
[b]Edit:[/b] Dayum, that's a whole lot now.
[b]Edit:[/b] That necro though.
Most Common:
"Forum/Guardian Salt"
Best ones so far:
"My K/D" ~yoloswagtingo
"DeeJ's hate mail" ~DeusDominus
"[i]Freedom.[/i]" ~xSandman Vlll
"Hitler's K/D" ~Angel
"Mine is powered by sparrows" ~MentalCell
"The amount of replies on this thread" ~footedjupiter49
"Lord Shaxx's yelling" ~rickylumic 77
"Variks' grammar mistakes" ~KnateBaker
"Cabal foreskin" ~TheFriendlyJerk
"'Live long and prosper' Famous movie quotes" ~COOKIEMONSTER79
"Monsters Inc." ~Hashemi85
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The blood of all my victims
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The blood of slain Kells. Balanced with a little bit of "interdimensional goo" from Taken Champions.
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The tears of butthurt guardians
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P-P-P-POWER!
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Cute kittens and balls of fluffy string
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Edited by Bery Mkocner: 10/23/2015 1:54:12 PMMine is powered by the light of every friendly guardian that I have killed by pushing them into walls. Edit: It's also powered by Wheaties.
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The amount of meatspin links people had sent to achronos!
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Redbull
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God dam Motivation!!
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Edited by High Charity: 10/23/2015 1:34:27 PMTears of kids who think that Oryx spawns in the back.
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2 RepliesThe amazing things xur sell
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The tears and broken bows of all the glitching huntards i rekt in IB with mah hammers )
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Mountain Dew and Doritos.
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[url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] Zombie fetus'
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By all the tears that fall when I bust into Sunbreaker
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Mine is powered by jealousy, rage, heartache and broken dreams.
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Liquid explosive dinosaurs
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Mone farts dinosaur souls... still running on unleaded
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Milk and cookies. Just like Santa.
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The salt of the forums
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1 ReplyPowered by the idiots that buy legacy engrams
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The tears that fall down my face when i die....
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Pure. Unadulturated. Badass
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The blood and tears of my enemies
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Mine is powered by peace in Destiny. I have to walk everywhere
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When a guardian farts - where does it go? Into a holding tank used to fuel the sparrow.