Bungie Day: *Deej floats down from atop the traveler to grace all us guardians with his presence* "I have come my dear slaves-I mean players,and I come bearing gifts" *guardians look up eagerly* "You my dear hunter,you may have a single mote of light" *deej turns to a titan* "And you my dear child,a single plate of plasteel for your armor,use it wisely" *deej finally turns to a warlock* "And for you,the most important gift of all,a weapon part for your troubles,may it serve you well" *deej sprouts wings made of money and proceeds to fly away whilst showing us his twin middle fingers* And that gentlemen is what bungie day will hold