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6/19/2015 11:09:49 AM
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SALE!!!!
GURDIANS!!! Sick of killing the same minion of darkness over and over and over and over again. Then stop by xur today for the sale of the apocalypse and pick up the HARDLIGHT SUPERSOAKER ER ER ER! This once fun and awesome auto rifle has been reperpused with a top secret detergent delivery matrix. So buff and shine your way to success. Washing the fleet of jumpships in the free world. All for 23 strange coins. Thats right folks ONLY 23 STRANGE COINS. Hurry stock is limited.
Disclaimer: hardlight is a imitation of a personal wepon and should not be used to defend the galaxy. Contact with eyes should be washed immediately with clean water.
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