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7/6/2015 10:41:14 PM
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Can I tell a girlfriend story?
> be me just turned 14
> have beautiful girlfriend
> she's good at sports like tennis
> we love each other so much
> sitting in mcdonalds with her
> buy her full course meal from dollar menu
> she's so happy
> she says I luv u 4ever
> I say I don't luv u 4ever babe
> she's say oh my gosh WAT
> She gets up out of her chair and runs away
> tears falling from her face
> I didn't even have time to speak
> old man having coffee and ice cream with his husband slides his chair back
> my gf trips
> she hits her head on 4 day old mcmuffin
> she's ded
> the ambulance arrives and ask me why I did this 2 her
> they said why I wouldn't love her you forever?
> I said... I wasn't gonna say I love her 4ever.....
> I was gonna say I would love her
[spoiler]5ever[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI've seen this b4...
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1 Reply>be me >read/ write some stupid shit in forums >commit suicide
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You monster
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>be me >reads story >crys >runs away >falls off clif >dies
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Edited by Lagnetic: 7/7/2015 4:08:49 PM
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Haaaaaahhh
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2 RepliesAnd that's why all op's are fgts
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Well you won the game! Pick your prize!
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I have so many lingering questions! Was the mcmuffin ever eaten? Was her pussy good? Do you even lift?!
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Then they smoked a blunt and life was bak to normal
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Now that's something.
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1 ReplyThis was some shit
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4 Replies[quote]> be me just turned 14 > have beautiful girlfriend > she's good at sports like tennis > we love each other so much > sitting in mcdonalds with her > buy her full course meal from dollar menu > she's so happy > she says I luv u 4ever > I say I don't luv u 4ever babe > she's say oh my gosh WAT > She gets up out of her chair and runs away > tears falling from her face > I didn't even have time to speak > old man having coffee and ice cream with his husband slides his chair back > my gf trips > she hits her head on 4 day old mcmuffin > she's ded > the ambulance arrives and ask me why I did this 2 her > they said why I wouldn't love her you forever? > I said... I wasn't gonna say I love her 4ever..... > I was gonna say I would love her [spoiler]5ever[/spoiler][/quote]
