So, three man were marooned on an island after a storm destroyed their boat. They are captured by the local tribe and taken to the king. The tribe's king says. "Each of you must return in one hour with three of one fruit" and if you are successful, we will lead you back to civilisation. So the three men set off to each find some fruit. The first man to return is carrying three oranges, the tribe's king then says "you must put all three of the fruit up your butt without laughing or we execute you by impaling a ten meter spike up your arsehole". The first man tries, but no matter what, the orange won't fit. He starts laughing at his situation and is killed. The second man returns, he is carrying three grapes and is given the same message from the king. He puts in the first grape, then the second and is about to reach for the third when is starts laughing. Before they execute him, the king asks why he laughed. The third man replies "I saw the last guy coming over the hill with three pineapples"