Tell me something you killed and I'll give you a Care Package or something like that.
EDIT- The best kill gets a Tactical Nuke.
Tactical Nuke - TouchyBurrito
[quote]I killed Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus with Caitlyn Jenner's mangina[/quote]
EDIT 2- 250 already! We're winning this fight.
EDIT 3- 635! Let's keep rolling! Alright squad get ready for the next round.
EDIT 4- [b]TouchyBurrito[/b] has achieved the Nuke!
[quote]Next Map - Terminal[/quote]
This time it's for the DNA Bomb. All of those I've awarded before this edit do not count.
Keep your head up and your ass down, it's go time.
EDIT 5- [b]OPs Mother[/b] has one this one by killing this-
[quote]Your Boner[/quote]
This time it's the M.O.A.B. Keep killing!
Covert op has been broken, time to go loud.
Get moving.
[quote]Next Map - Bog[/quote]
The MOAB has been achieved by [b]Spartan6056[/b] by killing
[quote] Deej with his own peg.[/quote]
Keep getting those streaks!
Let's try for a K.E.M. Strike this time!
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Oryx (King's Fall ver.) with a flaming hammer [spoiler]i swear to god, I'm not lying. I have footage that I'm gonna upload to YouTube later this afternoon.[/spoiler]
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I killed destiny by letting Justin bieber sing all of its songs
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Lined up all DESTICLES in a line Intervention quick scope collade them
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I killed a pizza and a bunch of beers last night
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Harlem. I sorta broke.... Harlem...
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Stabbed Deej in the face with his own samurai sword while wearing a Master Chief Outfit
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My career
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Burned you alive with my giant mechanized flamethrower penis.
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A group of troubled youth (self included) got stranded on a plateau, thanks to a massive blizzard. Staff from the facility couldn't get to us with food or water, or for extraction. After our supplies ran out, we were all a bit desperate. I recalled seeing a few herds of deer, on the way in. Though I was ridiculed for the idea, having nothing more than a skinning knife, I hiked a fair distance from camp, climbed a tree and waited. As frostbite was starting to set in, a doe came along, directly under me (talk about luck). I dropped on it, slit its throat, was promptly thrown, and followed the blood trail. We ate well, for a while.
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I killed God
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I killed 35 people in 50 different languages 😱
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I killed death
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Microtransactions
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I killed this thread [spoiler]with a crappy post[/spoiler]
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Kenny
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the call of duty franchise by creating ghosts
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Spartinel
1991-2010 - old
I killed a spidur -
I killed a flea [spoiler]no remorse[/spoiler]
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I killed a snake once :/
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I falcon fingered ur mums pussy so fast that it lit on fire.
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I killed Skrillex with his own terrible dubstep.
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Chuck Norris by making him step on a lego
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Grammar me make die.
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I killed #destiny with Bungies updates
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I killed my chances of getting a girlfriend