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7/3/2015 9:21:00 PM
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Tweet like Jaden Smith

Just post anything that Jaden Smith might tweet. My example: "How hot do they have to melt glass to make sand?"
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  • If water is made of oxygen, why can't we breath underwater?

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  • Edited by Clark: 10/1/2015 10:00:30 PM
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    How can tattoos be permanent if life is temporary? Edit: Like four months later and this is still getting likes lmao

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    • Why do we eat if it wasn't even there?

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    • Bump

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    • [url=http://frankly.pitas.com]If you click this you'll finger will touch the screen and be taken to the best page ever created.[/url]

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      • http://genius.com/Jaden-smith-best-tweets-annotated

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      • What would trees be if they couldn't hold a knife?

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      • Edited by Onxide: 8/19/2015 9:16:04 AM
        If Time Is Money, aren't ATMs Time Machines?

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        • How do we know we cant walk through mirrors? Are we just bumping into ourselves?

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        • He might tweet this [spoiler]Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air[/spoiler]

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          • if sand is glass, is standing on glass the same as going to the beach?

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          • If I look in a mirror is the reflection truly me

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          • [quote]Just post anything that Jaden Smith might tweet. My example: "How hot do they have to melt glass to make sand?"[/quote]<FORM METHOD="link" ACTION="http://frankly.pitas.com/"> <INPUT TYPE="submit" VALUE="DON'T CLICK HERE"</FORM>

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          • Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low Put some music on that's soft and slow Baby we ain't got no place to go I hope you understand I've been thinking 'bout this all day long Never felt a feeling quite this strong I can't believe how much it turns me on Just to be your man There's no hurry Don't you worry We can take our time Come a little closer Lets go over What I had in mind Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low Put some music on that's soft and slow Baby we ain't got no place to go I hope you understand I've been thinking 'bout this all day long Never felt a feeling quite this strong I can't believe how much it turns me on Just to be your man Ain't nobody ever love nobody The way that I love you We're alone now You don't know how Long I've wanted to Lock the door and turn the lights down low Put some music on that's soft and slow Baby we ain't got no place to go I hope you understand I've been thinking 'bout this all day long never felt a feeling that was quite this strong I can't believe how much it turns me on Just to be your man I Can't believe how much it turns me on Just to be your man

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          • Does Earth harass other planets for having no life?

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            • Is a seagull still a seagull if it's relocated to a desert...or does it become a Sandgull!

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            • I just ate a sandwich how is it a sandwich without sand

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            • [b] [/b]

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              • My boyfriend, 5am, gets dropped new sniper, starts using it: "oh god it's so stable...it's like a stick and a rock!" Party: "Uhm...lol"

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              • No. DONT tweet like jaden smith

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              • If guns don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast!!

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                • Edited by Spyro: 10/4/2015 8:11:59 PM
                  Everything that you see is what they want you to see. What you don't see, is what you need to see.

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                • Looking for 2 more for Kings Fall 300+ light

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                  • Edited by VotiveRabbit: 10/4/2015 7:56:51 PM
                    If I shoot in your direction you will die so if I shoot other way will come back to life

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                  • How can the moon be real is the sky is real

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                  • Since we're alive, is alive people?

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