There is this kid at school being a jerk to me. He is acting like he is kidding and saying were friends, but he really doesn't like me and is just being a (male genitalia starting with "D") to me. I want to get him back by doing something to his locker, but I need your help Flood.
1. Ziptie--Put a Ziptie through the hole so he can't open it unless he goes and gets scissors.
2. White-Out--White-Out the numbers on the dial so he can't read them and therefore not be able to open the locker.
3. Lock it--This is my last choice, but I'd put a lock in place of the ziptie so he would have to get a janitor to cut it off and it would be a pain in the butt.
*My favorite is #2
Your Ideas?
[b]And it has to be simple and not cost me too much[/b]
[Edited on 01.29.2009 8:24 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pink Menace [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] YodaSoda Fill a bottl of water with dry ice (bottle open), that will make for a large scene when he opens that locker.[/quote] If you mean for the dry ice to fog, it will fog when you put it in. Chances are it will be discovered or evaporate before he opens his locker. If you mean for him to get burned by the dry ice, that's a little drastic...[/quote]No, I meant for teh fog. Yeah, probably, but thats why you do it going to the bathroom 5 minutes before class gets out.
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Pencil Shavings. Lots and lots of pencil shavings.
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1. open locker. 2. insert WATAR BALOONZ!! 3. get in locker. 4. when victim come, wait for him to open locker, jump out screaming "I AM TEH WATER DEMON!!" and scream as he gets splashed wit teh balloons. 5. ??? 6. Profit!
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Fill it with those really bouncy balls. The tiny rubber ones. We call them Super Balls around here. Just completely fill it to the top, using a piece of cardboard to keep all the balls in while you fill it. When you're done, close the cardboard and all the balls inside the locker- when he opens it, the cardboard will just fold and fall out of the locker, letting lose a few cubic feet of bouncy balls with it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thetallewok find a cat in the alley dump water on the kittie find jackasses locker combo. insert el loco gato into his locker [/quote] El gato loco. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] YodaSoda Fill a bottl of water with dry ice (bottle open), that will make for a large scene when he opens that locker.[/quote] If you mean for the dry ice to fog, it will fog when you put it in. Chances are it will be discovered or evaporate before he opens his locker. If you mean for him to get burned by the dry ice, that's a little drastic... [Edited on 01.30.2009 5:41 PM PST]
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find a cat in the alley dump water on the kittie find jackasses locker combo. insert el loco gato into his locker [Edited on 01.30.2009 5:29 PM PST]
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Don't mess with his locker, mess with his car. [Edited on 01.30.2009 5:28 PM PST]
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put a lot of illegal drugs in his locker
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Fill a bottl of water with dry ice (bottle open), that will make for a large scene when he opens that locker.
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dont use white out, use a sharpie for #2
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sir Post uh Much Put a shotgun in there and tie a string around the trigger so it will rig to shoot in their face when he opens the locker. That will earn some laughs.[/quote] holy -blam!- i loled
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] q FalaNt p [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sonic343 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GameBoy975 You should post a note that says, "I am a dumb head" on his locker. (heeheehee) [/quote] 5 bucks says you're younger than 13. As for my ideas, slip some secksy pronz in the little slits.[/quote]lol....money cant talk silly[/quote] That was silly, my friend! :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sonic343 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GameBoy975 You should post a note that says, "I am a dumb head" on his locker. (heeheehee) [/quote] 5 bucks says you're younger than 13. As for my ideas, slip some secksy pronz in the little slits.[/quote]lol....money cant talk silly
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your all wrong. what you do is get a bottle of expanding foam/foam cavity filler, take the nozzle (which is a long tube) then put it through the tiny gap at the edge of the locker and empty the can through it. trust me it will go solid after a few hours.
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Go for number 2. But if you want to do it quickly just put the whiteout over the locker number so he can't find his locker.
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odoyle rules!!
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ziptie one sounds good to me.
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Kidnap a little child and handcuff and duct tape him in the locker. Make sure said child does not see you.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sir Post uh Much Put a shotgun in there and tie a string around the trigger so it will rig to shoot in their face when he opens the locker. That will earn some laughs.[/quote] it earned a lot of laughs
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take a -blam!- in it
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Put white out (or jizz) all over his lock and put a condom on it and after slip ghey or kinky pr0nz in the slots and tell the whole school to look when he opens his locker. XD
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shot Spartan A paper mache head that looks realistic.[/quote] Lol.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jonny oizumi Dick in a box.[/quote]What color? Please be purple........
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Etch out the numbers on the combonation
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Get white paint or sunscreen and slather it on the entire outside of his locker. It's happend alot at my school, and it is [i]very[/i] hard to get off.
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poop on his coat and post a note saying "yo mama". i cant think of anything else okay?
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Here's what you do. forget about these shenanegins and study really hard in school. Then 20 years later at your high school reunion, when you see him again and discover that he is a 3rd shift manager at a mcdonald's and you're a college grad with some nice CEO job in the big city, be sure to yell OWNED in his face. You win. you're welcome.