[i]5. England invented the industrial revolution
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4[u]. England [i]is[/i] the best i[b]n t[/b]he world at Cricket, Boxing and football. [/u]
10. England invented the computer.
1. England [b]DISCOVERED and S[/b]ETTLED America.
2. England[u] had[/u] the largest E[u]MPIRE in the history of the world ever[/u]
5. England Won [i]ALL [b]THE[/b] WORLD WARS.[/i]
6. England has the [b]BEST SPECIAL FORCES IN THE WORLD.[/b]
[u][u][b]7. ENGLAND INVENTED KNIGHTS.[/b][/u][/u]
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
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England is full of wankers and drive small cars
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Number 2 is wrong the ottoman empire was the largest.
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1 Reply239 years later... [spoiler]Yall still seem salty.[/spoiler]
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America is better at football and nobody cares about cricket
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1 ReplyEdited by AssultKitteh: 7/6/2015 2:49:13 AMVikings discovered the Americas 400 years before anyone from Western Europe. The Mongol and Roman Empires were much larger than England. Pretty sure the United States just won the Women's World Cup if it's that football No European country has ever won a Super Bowl if it's that football (Yeah I know only Americans play it) England is the only country that plays Cricket [spoiler]Pretty Sure it's the Navy SEALs btw[/spoiler]
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Edited by humanbeing1701: 7/6/2015 5:19:18 AM1 Reason Why We're Better[spoiler]We know how to count[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat the hell is Cricket?
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5 RepliesOh and without the allies in ww1 and ww2.... England would be New Germany lol
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Apparently England can't count...
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England is nearly as bad as the US... Git gud
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Well, Germany won the World Cup, so England is certainly not the best at football.
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That awkward moment when people go on the internet not knowing what the -blam!- they are talking about lol..... USA USA USA!!!!!
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1 ReplyReason #8: Top Gear UK [spoiler]Reasons why America is the worst country: Reason #1: Top Gear US[/spoiler]
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They say 80% of England has the blood of king tut in them
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We have tea and steven fry. Booyah.
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6 Replies[quote][i]5. England invented the industrial revolution [/i] 4[u]. England [i]is[/i] the best i[b]n t[/b]he world at Cricket, Boxing and football. [/u][/quote] Who won the World Cup last time? Deutschland [quote]1. England [b]DISCOVERED and S[/b]ETTLED America.[/quote] Actually the Vikings discovered North America [quote]2. England[u] had[/u] the largest E[u]MPIRE in the history of the world ever[/u][/quote] Where is this empire now? [quote]5. England Won [i]ALL [b]THE[/b] WORLD WARS.[/i][/quote] With the aid of France, Russia, and the United States. The Supreme Allied Commander during WWII was American (GEN Dwight Eisenhower) [quote]6. England has the [b]BEST SPECIAL FORCES IN THE WORLD.[/b][/quote] One cannot truly assess the effectiveness of different nations Special Forces since most, if not all of their operations are classified. The Russian Spetznaz are incredibly formidable, as are the US Army's Delta Force and Navy SEALs. [quote][u][u][b]7. ENGLAND INVENTED KNIGHTS.[/b][/u][/u][/quote] I am pretty sure that was the French.
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4 RepliesBest country in the world eh? Funny how you didn't take over Scotland then.
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If it weren't for our help you would be speaking German
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The Mongols had a much larger empire, bigger than Rome even
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I guess Brits can't count
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1 ReplyEdited by Obscure Meme: 7/5/2015 6:10:48 AMThey also have Tesco m8.
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First of all, most of these are false. Second of all, you forgot BBC.
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This land is your land This land is my land From California to the New York island; From the red wood forest to the Gulf Stream waters This land was made for you and Me. As I was walking that ribbon of highway, I saw above me that endless skyway: I saw below me that golden valley: This land was made for you and me. I've roamed and rambled and I followed my footsteps To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts; And all around me a voice was sounding: This land was made for you and me. When the sun came shining, and I was strolling, And the wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling, As the fog was lifting a voice was chanting: This land was made for you and me. As I went walking I saw a sign there And on the sign it said "No Trespassing." But on the other side it didn't say nothing, That side was made for you and me. In the shadow of the steeple I saw my people, By the relief office I seen my people; As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking Is this land made for you and me? Nobody living can ever stop me, As I go walking that freedom highway; Nobody living can ever make me turn back This land was made for you and me.
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1 ReplyEdited by BlinksAlot: 7/5/2015 10:03:34 AMJust a few reasons why its not. Englands tax rate is very high, the value of there "pounds" isnt. Englands colonialism is the main if not sole reason the middle east, africa and most of south America are -blam!-ed up third world countries. Englands government is even slower and more useless than the American government and that really says something cus ours -blam!-ing sucks. All of england is smaller than Florida and not even half as diverse. England still has royalty. Every Englishman pays about 8.50$ a month so one massive family can do nothing beyond be a symbol of a horrible past. England used to be a super power on the world stage. Now there barely a greater power and dont do much but bitch. English teeth, english tea, and calling fries chips -blam!- the queen. USA USA WOOOO. Happy 4th of losing your colony losers.
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"Spotted dick"
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1 Reply1 reason you're not: one of the women on your soccer team scored an own goal resulting in them losing in the semi finals. #godsavethequeen ?