Well... I have never had an energy drink before, but I wanted a code. So I went to the store and nervously bought some red bull. I actually had not even had caffeine for 3 years. I do not like to waste money so I thought I'd drink one... BOOM THIS DRINK IS AWESOME NOW IM HOOKED!!!!!!!!!!! My fridge is going to be stocked!!!! Drinking over pack a day! SICK NASTY DEAL I LOVE YOU BUNGIEBULL DRANK!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR OPENING DA EYES!!!!!!!!
Edit 1: Someone help please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wired emotions setting in. I just KICKED my brothers door down because I heard a bird chirp...
Edit 2: Just bought 20 packs.... O YEAH!!!
Crashing... Going to get more bull ...... Bbbl
Edit 3: I AM AT THE POINT OF REINCARNATION!!!!! I AM THE BULL RIDING THE BULL EATING THE BULL WHILE DOING THE BULL AND DRINKING THE BULL!!!!!
Edit4: Was in a coma crash... NOW IM BACK PUMPED ON THE BUULL
PS THE CODE IS DRANK THE BULL LIKE MAN!!!!!&!&!;!&!;×;
[b][u]BAAA DA BA BA BAAA BΩLL DA SHIZNIT[/u][/b]!!!!!!!!
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Can I please have a code kind sir?
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Edited by ChillyPaper074: 7/4/2015 2:51:55 AMDamn! Is it bull? I got the wrong animal, I've been drinking cartons and cartons of Red Duck and no codes. How did I just write that sentence so clearly? My fingers shouldn't be working by now! [url]http://www.redduckbeer.com.au/[/url] Red Duck gives you beaks!
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I can tell you had an energy drink with all those caps and !!!'s lmao
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Try grabbing sound first, Then jump over light, once you do that you must feel with your sight. Good. Now taste sound and feel light. Alright. [spoiler]Now smell your ass.[/spoiler]
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I think you should put some vodka in the mix man.
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Just slow down, take a deep breath, and continue screaming
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This is quite a dank meme
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Tell me... Can you see sounds yet?
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I would love a code dude.. Especially if it'll keep you safe and happy and not die by the bull
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Plot Twist: OP is actually Oryx and this is his diary before becoming a Hive god-king.
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now that was funny
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Cuduni lets talk about about your problem, come sit down. *pulls chair*
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Be the bull my friend be the bull
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Dont joke about it, Red Bull can kill a person if its abused.
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Now I know where Mr. Torgue found his inspiration.
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Please be joking, cuz if not you could kill yourself with that much consumption.
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I hope this is satire. Too many of those will -blam!- you up good.
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I drank one when I got the code and shit myself in my car in traffic
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Redbull is a pussy drink
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Try red edition. Cranberry flavor.
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Edited by zebra862: 7/3/2015 11:32:17 PMNo one forced you to buy it. Asides from that, you could've just flushed it down
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Activision's marketing team are jumping in joy right now seeing this. You're so gullible to allow corporation's advertising strategies succeed Nice work, consumer. ;D
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I REMEMBER YESTERDAY LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY BECAUSE IT WAS YESTERDAY!!
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I drink 2-4 12oz a workday, and that shit doesn't have me or my coworkers up a wall like this kid. Try a little less hard to get attention.
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Be safe dood