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6/30/2015 8:21:22 PM
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When Skolas and Oryx start texting each other.....
Oryx: what u up 2 skolas ma lad?
Skolas:Just on the run from the Queen of the reef m8
Oryx: Not paying ur rent again?
Skolas: No,just starting a rebellion with Greg and the lads.
Oryx: Sweet,whats the plan now?
Skolas: Trying to take over all the other houses for a house party :)
Skolas: Wanna come?
Oryx: nah m8,going all" Taken 2" out on the Guardians,with an army of blue candles.
Skolas: Blue candles?
Oryx: I kidnapped bunch of nobodies and messed with their minds more than Spiderman 3 did.
Skolas: That cold blooded m8
Skolas: GOD DAMN GUARDIANS!NO HOUSE RAVES NOW :(
Oryx: Guardians ruin everything from genocide to the tennis matches,its not right m8
Skolas: IKR
Oryx: You know what I told Crota when I dumped him on a large piece of rock in the butt-end of space?
Skolas:what?
Oryx: I told him he was suppose to wipe out humanity and bring Earth into the realm of darkness.Instead he kills a few thousand guardians,goes to sleep for a few centuries,wakes up for a snack break and gets killed by a grand total of 6 guardians.Now I'm having to send my huge glorified space coffin to earth to teach em a lesson.
Oryx: Are you there?
Skolas: yeah m8,just doing some time travel now,plan to erase the future by erasing the past.That mumbo-jumbo.
Oryx: we got a real class act over here :o
Skolas:OMG AGAIN,i got captured and taken down by a Guardian and a bunch of awoken scrubs who just sat on the sidelines eating baby carrots.
Oryx: Get rekt m9
Skolas: At least I'm not father who leaves his kids on the far end of space for centuries.
Oryx: Your gonna get taken to a new dimension...that is if I can retrieve you before you get taken back to your cell in prison of elders?
Skolas:At least I come back round a second time ready to get my revenge with my lads.
Oryx: Only for you to get beaten 5 minutes later scrub.
*Skolas has gone offline*
English
#Destiny
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lost my sht!
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This this is just perfection. Going to draw a comic of this now It can`t be helped.
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For those of you wondering,this took me 20 mins to come up with and type.Glad many people enjoyed as much as I did when writing this.
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Lol. Nice read!
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This just isn't funny honestly :))
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This made me giggle. Someone put it into image format!
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Haha Nice.
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Gr8 m8 Made me laugh my ass off
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Gg matr
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This was gr8. X)
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Bump!!
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1 ReplyI wanna see Oryx and a platoon of Taken against Skolas and the amount of Wolves that spawn in his arena in Skolas's Revenge after patch. My bets are on Oryx.
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1 ReplyIt would be cool if after you "kill" skolas in PoE, instead of dying he is taken away like in the trailer and you have no idea what happened until TTK.
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This is amazing, like earned
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1 Reply"Wakes up for a snack break and gets killed by a grand total of 6 guardians" I WAS DYING LMAO
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XD I'm dying right now XD XD XD
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Imagine if oryx made skolas into a taken or any kell or archon level dude.
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This made my day
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Bungie.... SIGN HIM UP!
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Skolas: wait... One of those six teenage asshole is the guy who got me this prison! He called me a noob and tea bagged me while I was down, then he danced around me with some fancy ass gold gilded rocket launcher. Oryx: what's wrong with these kids?
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Nice lol :D
