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Edited by WesTex01:
6/29/2015 4:12:19 AM
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Coolest Item Description?
Mine would probably be Praydeth's Timepiece.
"He skipped like a stone on Time's ocean. This is what's left."-Unknown
What's your favorite item description?
I also like Praetorian Foil- Erase the Future. I don't have a foil though ;-(
[b]EDIT[/b]:WTF is up with Found Verdict? All the other VoG weapons are space timey cool stuff, and Found Verdict is just like "Witness". Could I havw a reason fo dat?
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#Destiny
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5 RepliesVisited DestinyDB to make sure I had the items and descriptions right. "Get behind me." "I didn't get shot. I never get shot. I just body-checked the missile." "The Cabal centurion opened up on her at point-blank, and we heard the most fearsome sound. She was laughing." "This burn's from a slug rifle. That one's a shock blade. This one...ah, yes. Wei Ning gave me a hug." Grip settings range from 'exquisite caress' to 'vengeful fist that does not know remorse'. "So I ask Wei Ning: what about the Darkness itself? What then? And she says: I'll punch it too." - Pahanin Errata "To conserve ammo, we disrupted the enemy command structure with several sharp blows to the skull." —Wei Ning "If a Hunter accuses you of hopping, tell them you're using rapid bounding traversal." - Gravitas Doctrines "Integrated WEXFORD com set. Seemed effective. Removed in favor of more armor." - notes on the armor pattern The wee little antenna is always getting shot off. "Yes, we've achieved the objective. And the next. And the…were we supposed to stop attacking?" —Wei Ning "THE LAST AND SUREST ARGUMENT" - traditional inscription for the right gauntlet, attributed to Wei Ning
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2 RepliesA ship. [b]"There is only one legitimate authority in this system."[/b] Another ship. [b]"Someday we will dance our dance until the end, but not today. Not today."[/b]
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4 RepliesGolf Clap emote - You'll throw money at the screen
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Posted a couple on here a couple days ago, just remembered a piece of Titan gear. Don't recall it exactly, but it was something about body checking a missile.
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A close quarters modified by Dead Orbit's superb technicians and specialists
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Shark Whisperer. "No, ship. That's not a seal..."
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An old rare Auto Rifle. [b]"Psychologically tuned to enforce the most important skill: Holding down the trigger."[/b]
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4 RepliesSteel Oracle Z-11 "I foresee fire. Fire and screams." "You would, mate. You're a rocket launcher." I giggle everytime i hear it
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2 RepliesSaw something somewhere that just said 'this statements been redacted'. Think it was a hunter cloak maybe
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Wasn't there an armor piece that said "Your existence is an imperfection. I can not abide imperfection" Or something along those lines?
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Rogue hunter boots [i]Never hurts to carry a spare[/i] Keep them with me at all times. Doesn't hurt.
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Frumious Cloak "Tell the warlocks that your cloak is frabjous, they respect words they don't understand."
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I love the Ill Will hand cannon description. It's like "I am a particular genie, for a particular wish."
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Final Boss "Become the monster"
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Invective or bad juju
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Edited by Blue_Seven: 7/1/2015 8:44:01 PMSomeone already mentioned I Protest, which is hilarious. My favorite is Black Hammer, though. It sums up the real storyline of Destiny for me, no matter what or whom we face as guardians: "I cannot permit you to exist."
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*I stand Defiant*
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Whoever survives our passing does so only by our consent.
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...PRAISE ME...
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6 RepliesI couldn't ever forget that day. January 17th, 2011. Sophomore year. The night before I had taco bell for dinner. I had a cheesy ghordita crunch, a nacho supreme, and a crunch wrap supreme. For dessert I had chocolate ice cream drizzled in chocolate and caramel syrup. My stomach began to rumble in bed that night. the next morning I wake up, and have a bowl of left over chili for breakfast. Little did I know this was an ingredient that was part of a recipe for disaster. I get to school to find out my friend brought donuts and was too full to eat the rest, so I had to chocolate bars and a maple bar. I then dug into my backpack where I kept my monster energy drink for the day. Then second period hit. I began to feel the 8,000 grams of sugar rotate and expand itself inside of me. The amount of toxic gases that had built up in my rectum were so thick and great in number it could have caused a devastating earthquake that could have caused the end of the world. I knew an epic fart was on its way, so I squeezed my buttcheeks as hard as I could. The gasses were pounding on the black gate, but gondors men stood strong. One of my buttcheeks looked to the other, and said "if we stick together, we can stop this shit". Then it happened. Shit began propelling out of my asshole like an intergallactic missile, literally shredding through my underwear and jeans, flying into the mouth of the poor girl behind me. Poor Stacy. She was only 15 years old. She drowned in my shit, as did nearly the entire class. the only reason a few of us survived is because the teacher swam through the sea of shit and vomit of the students and opened the classroom door just in time. It was like a canal had broken and the shit rivers were running through the school. I did over $3,000 worth of property damage, and caused about 850 people to vomit. Of course this story isn't true, but I thought it'd be funny. to be honest one time a farted and it did stink really bad.
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1 ReplyEdited by Orion: 6/29/2015 8:46:58 AMEcho 33 pulse rifle. So badass. "Negative. We will hold until overrun. Echo 3-3, signing off."
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Warlock bond-"Mm yes, a fine cloak. But I have a supercompressed supercollider on my arm. Can your cloak split quarks?"
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"In the Garden grows a tree of silver wings. The leaves are ruin, the bark disaster. Of the seeds we do not speak"
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Heaven can Wait "There is still work left for us in hell"
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ERROR: Cannot connect with target_SKULL. Please locate target_SKULL and establish contact. Pre TDB crucible Titan gauntlets.
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This isn't Thorn's item description, but on the Grimoire card of Thorn Fragment 1 "In his first moments as a new being, he looked down at his Rose and realized for the first time that is held no petals: only the jagged purpose of angry thorns."
