Just look at the deceptive little asshole, with it's little heart on there, trying to lure you into it's delicious flavor and addictive little shit!
Not only is it super delicious, it's everywhere! All over the damn shelves of my house, all over people's mouths, all over the trucks going by me! They're taking over, but I know how to stop them! Oh yes, I know....
We need to ban them from Bungie! Before they spread... Ban them all.... Oh yes.... Ban all peanut butter infested rat holes! I must speak to a ninja about these little assholes trying to make me eat them all up.... Recon!!!! Stahp lurking! Loan me your banhammer plox?
Pleeeeeeease? I'll be gooooooood..... Well... Not to peanut butter...
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You need to check your food privilege.